| YOUR JAW BROKE MY HAND!
 lordcoyote  Original Characters  2017/7/16 13:01
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| Just what part of NIGH INVULNERABLE do they not ever get? |
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| Everything's Archie: It's VERONICA! by Jinky Coronado
JinkyCoronado Other Comics 2017/7/15 19:39
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I decided to play around with my version of the ARCHIE characters.
First up: Vivacious VERONICA LODGE!
Your thoughts?
-- Jinky
TM Archie Comics
Art © 2017 Jinky Coronado
www.jinkycoronado.com |
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| Pre-game interview
Obsidian Original Characters 2017/7/15 15:25
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We're here with the gold team and we must say, our viewers are pretty stoked about this lineup. Two teams going head to head who will win? There's the blue team with She-Hulk, Banzai Girl, and Batmite. And now the gold team is assembled with She-Ra, Obsidian Mask, Spiderman, and Maylen. So how have you guys been settling in?
<She-Ra>: The Sorceress was kind enough to open a portal here at Lady Heromorph's request and Once here everyone I have met has been terribly kind.
<Maylen> yeah, we took some preliminary team photos and got to look around a bit. The mansion is really spacious and extravagant...especially the pool.
Which brings us to your earlier dilemma Obsidian, can you fill our readers in on what happened poolside earlier?
<Obsidian>: The sharks tried to eat me...I blew them up.
Ah-well-that was um- moving right along Spider-Man you're no stranger tot he smackdown so how do you feel about it this year?
<Spider-Man> I am here to have fun, get drunk and um...maybe get luck...wink wink Maylen.
<Maylen)...<blushes>
Well that's all for this interview folks Hermorph Highlight news signing off
<Obsidian-face in camera> "I'm gonna find out who sent the shark!!! You're a deadman!" <team members fight to restrain Obsidian...camera irises out> |
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| Two for two
Obsidian Original Characters 2017/7/15 15:11
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Well Spider-Man wasn't in danger in the slightest...I however was nearly eaten by cybernetic sharks...who does that to a shark anyway? Seriously. It isn't long before we're inside and I get to meat the rest of our "Gold" team. Let me tell you something...WOW...I recognize He-Man's sister immediately...and damn is she gorgeous. All the right curves...and that loooong blond hair..I have a weakness for blonds...and Japanese chicks too. The other hottie i don't recognize, and that's a rarity. I make a few inquiries about her but come up with zilch lots of pictures but no real background data. Since my scanners are on the fritz I can't tell what her powers or abilities are. Whatever. I take one look at Spidey and it's like he's a different guy, and I don't need scanners to know he's eyeballing those girls like a starving man does a steak.
"Okay Sid, here's the deal..."
"Don't call me Sid."
"There's two of them and two of us so I was thinking..."
"...like a fifteen year old?"
"Exactly! So which one do you want?"
"Actually, and I know this sounds bad but...I'm kinda into powerful women...If we're gonna do this ...and by the way I married twice over...I'll go with the blond."
"See I knew you were cool, Iron-Man said you weren't but I knew better."
With that we go an introduce ourselves...Like Spider-Man needs an introduction. |
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| The Big Bond Theory #5B
Dragondack TV and Movies 2017/7/14 23:36
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| The Big Bond Theory Never Say Never Again (Version#2) |
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| The Big Bond Theory #5a
Dragondack TV and Movies 2017/7/14 23:35
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| The Big Bond Theory Never Say Never Again (version #1) |
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| The Big Bond Theory #4
Dragondack TV and Movies 2017/7/13 21:59
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| The Big Bond Theory Thunderball |
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| The Big Bond Theory #3
Dragondack TV and Movies 2017/7/13 21:50
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| The Big Bond Theory From Russia With Love |
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| Round 1
Obsidian Smackdown 2017/7/13 16:25
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| Spider-Man has sent me a communique but strangely the details are missing. The only parts to the message are a set of temporal and spatial coordinates. I've been in a setup before and feels...exactly like this, but if there's any chance Spider-Man is in danger I'd be a crappy friend if I didn't investigate. It takes little time for my ship to make the jump and we arrive in orbit around a right blue planet that bears a striking resemblance to Earth. This doesn't surprise me I have been to countless parallel Earths and I have pretty much seen it all The ship's sensors aren't picking up much of anything at the coordinates I was given and it's clear I'll have to investigate personally. I decide my hovercycle is probably the best mode of transportation and I instruct the crew, and my wives to remain on board. I don't expect any real trouble...well at least nothing I can't handle alone. |
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| The Big Bond Theory #2
Dragondack TV and Movies 2017/7/13 15:38
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| The Big Bond Theory Goldfinger |
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| The Big Bond Theory
Dragondack TV and Movies 2017/7/13 4:48
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| The Big Bond Theory Sheldon Cooper agent 007 |
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| A pretty girl
DahriAlGhul Original Characters 2017/7/12 21:43
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| SMACKDOWN!: She-Hulk GREEN ROOM interview 1
magnusch Smackdown 2017/7/12 13:20
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[Grimm] "...okay, Shulkie, we're rollin' in
3...2...1..."
[Heromorph Smackdown Producer] "We now join She-Hulk
in the Green Room for her first video Diary..."
[She-Hulk] "Hey there Heromorph Universe.
So they threw me into the Blue Team with a cute
little Asian chickie named Jinky and
an adorable guy who goes by Bat-Mite."
"They seem pretty cool, but I think that Bat-Mite might have
an unhealthy obsession with some guy from a
place called Gotham who has some sort of bat fetish."
She scratches her head and then shrugs.
"We were just heading out to the Mansion's Garden
when the cybernetic raptors, that roam the grounds,
just went haywire and started attacking us!
That Jinky seams to know how to hold her own...
she took out a couple with a baseball bat,
and the little Batguy was flippin' around like
Yoda grabbin' guns and RPG's out of thin air...
it was kinda neat."
"All and all I think we tore through close to
20 before systems were rebooted."
"This could be a fun time,
now if only there were some fellas to..."
[camera fades to black]
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| Catwoman
DahriAlGhul DC Comics 2017/7/12 9:41
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| Go Team Blue!
magnusch Smackdown 2017/7/10 7:59
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| Cybernetic Raptors started attacking us on our way to the Heromorph Mansion's Garden...battle ensuing... |
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| Weird Romance #1 Swapped by a Kiss
Dragondack Sci-fi 2017/7/9 22:23
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Bob makes the mistake of giving a friendly kiss good-bye
one night to the local Friendly Goth girl,as she hung with
him and Jill after making friends with them both.
The next morning Bob wakes up as Emily herself?
Now Bob must just watch as Emily in his body now
hooks up with Jill and Pleases her.
Knowing he can do nothing about it?
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| Apparitia: another Heromorph first
Dark Wanderer TV and Movies 2017/7/7 11:13
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| Another first to Heromorph from Filmation's Ghostbusters |
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| Fanboy and Mary Jane go see Spider-Man: Homecoming
MF TV and Movies 2017/7/5 17:11
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| Fanboy as Ol' Web Head and MJ as herself (I guess) get ready to go see the third version of Spidey at the movies in a decade and a half. |
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| Happy 5th of July...
magnusch Marvel Comics 2017/7/5 15:44
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| Ooops...I'm a day late...but Happy 4th of July to all!!! |
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| Ironman
robert2654 Marvel Comics 2017/7/5 11:22
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| just testing a few things |
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| Deadpool VS Colossus
robert2654 Marvel Comics 2017/7/5 11:05
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| My take on the freeway scene from the movie. |
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| ?????
Lady Heromorph Smackdown 2017/7/3 15:43
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Who did this?!
Contestants watch out!
Someone has disengaged the safety protocols on the Cyber-beast! They can now KILL! |
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| Smackdown Meet & Greet: Gold Team
Dark Wanderer Smackdown 2017/7/3 4:43
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| A little light-hearted conversation between the new team. One has to wonder though, what is going on in the mind behind that mask. |
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| Smackdown Meet & Greet: Blue Team
Dark Wanderer Smackdown 2017/7/3 4:41
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"KAWAII!"
Bat-Mite knows how to ham it up in cuteness for the ladys.
Banzai Girl tries and fails to fight to urge to play with Bite-Mite's cowl |
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| Vampirella Vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer #1
Dragondack TV and Movies 2017/7/2 0:25
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Mechcanist Comics present a Team-Up of sorts.
Not like Buffy hasn't worked with Vampires
Before but this time is where Vampi and Buffy
will have to work together for the Greater good. |
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| six million dollar cyborg
whiz TV and Movies 2017/6/30 11:49
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hey there,
the year was 1972.an author named martin caidin penned a book called cyborg which later became a hit tv show.we all know the story.
while i was coming up with a concept for this i got to thinking, imagine this :
colonel steve austin wakes up in a hospital, looks around with one good eye,wait 2,one works normal the other is like surreal 3d.then he thinks 'oh wow some jello' so he reaches out with his left hand...hmm feels kinda funny...and crushes the cup...wth? so he rolls outta the bed like denneneneneenne oops cracked the floor...room's like omg i can see they need a new cleaning lady.
then reality hit... 'i was headed for the stars annd' ...reality hits part 2..."a man barely alive...we can rebuild him..."
lol see this is why i wanted to be an artist.so i put my own spin on my favorite heroes and just maybe someday some kid will see something i did and do the same.
be ez folks ;),
lee
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| The Return of Foxy Brown
whiz TV and Movies 2017/6/30 10:38
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hiya HMer's,
actually i think we're all a little young to remember pam grier's foxy character. i was about 8 when her movies came out.like most things 70's everything seemed to be rated R.these days nobody so much as bats an eye at a pair of booty shorts lol.quiet as it's kept i didn't actually watch it till i was maybe 20 something and kinda cheesy.but on the real pam was and is still a hottie.
enjoy my little tribute ,
lee
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| Three Sixteen
whiz TV and Movies 2017/6/30 7:15
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hiya peeps,
i'm presently in full swing with a bunch of new projects some of which will be ...of course...some of my favorite wrestlers.stone cold and john cena were 2 of my first fully morphed ones. i've played around with flair,taker,and hbk ideas in the past but imho nothing spectacular.
anyhoo here's another stone cold... hopefully it's not too much for this gallery.
enjoy,
lee |
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| smackdown entry- Maylen
Tazman Smackdown 2017/6/29 23:35
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| HEROINE COSTUME PERIL II
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/6/29 13:12
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| An despite her efforts to avoid it her wardrobe malfunctions always end up on heroineassesdotcom.... |
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| 2001: A Safe Odyssey
Sadman TV and Movies 2017/6/28 16:16
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Wanted to use a Nasa-style font on this but when skewed it proved pretty hard to read. Ditto all my space-age, techno and stencil fonts, so I settled on Yu Gothic.
Original photo of spaceship Discovery 1 found on The 2001 Archive. (https://2001archive.com/) |
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| Welcome To The Doll House
Dark Wanderer Smackdown 2017/6/27 20:51
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I know it is a few days premature, but I wanted to bring the contestants (so far) together for this smackdown!
Hope it meets approval to all. |
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| Buddy Comic 'Security Risk'
MF Original Characters 2017/6/26 17:18
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| My latest Buddy comic strip featuring my new favorite genki girl Sedine from the hilarious new comic strip inSecurity by Bea R. |
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| OFFICER JENNY
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2017/6/26 16:40
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Just not THAT officer Jenny.
Or THAT officer Jenny.
Or THAT officer Jenny.
Or THAT officer Jenny.
Or THAT.... |
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| Bookwyrms
Obsidian Original Characters 2017/6/25 17:46
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I arrive in the city of Abu Mazar, a bustling metropolis with a population of about 1 million Solarans, and 2 million Egyptians. There are animal headed people everywhere and to blend in I use the holographic emitters in my suit to make me look some random person. with the auto-translation circuits it's no problem to appear to be one of the locals.
I ask around and find the LIbrary of Ptolemy is a massive stone building. Scans reveal advanced complex crystalline circuitry within the stones themselves a technology I have never seen before. It goes from home to home and is apparently used for everything from mundane household purposes to advanced security and weaponry. The Egyptians have even used it to create animated stone guardians. I'm impressed to say the least. I mean here is a society which looks rather primitive but in actually may be far more advanced than any I have ever visited. The stealth factor here is enough to make a ninja like me positively jealous. As I enter the library I am scanned repeatedly and were it not for the advanced spoofers in my suit I would've been busted the second I walked into this place.
Looking around there is a tone of art and statues decorate every inch of the place. There's a massive golden archway in the center of place which connects to the various alcoves of knowledge. On my right is an alcove which utilizes modern computers to store massive quantities of information and is connected to the Intergalactic web. Nice to know some things aren't made better with stone tech. I decide that will be my access point. The hard copies stored throughout will make it much harder to find what I need. Hopefully they've stored digital copies on these mainframes.
As I turn to make my way to the alcove a beam of energy streams past my head vaporizing some poor bastard who probably never did anything to anyone.
"Consider that a warning...Obsidian Mask!"
I've been made, how I don't know but the jig is up so I drop the facade and turn to face...him!
"I didn't know any of Abominous's lackeys were mentally challenged."
The large gray skinned man has a pair of Nagas with him and they look like tough customers. I don't buy into looks and rely more on what I know or can scan.
The Khopesh swords they carry have that crystalline circuitry throughout and as best as I can tell fire energy beam like the one that killed that bystander. They're not holding them like that though they want to cut me because they know from their master Apophis that I'm vulnerable to slashing weapons. Nice. I wonder if they also know I'm an expert swordsman with a nasty blade of my own. With my left hand I pull out "God slayer" and select the energy setting. The hum of the matter/Antimatter reaction within the blade is unsettling even to me. I mean it's hard to believe that that there's 35 billion gigawatts, the equivalent destructive force of a 275 kiloton warhead just vibrating away in the palm of my hand. it will destroy nearly any matter it comes into contact with. Unsettling is putting it mildly.
with my right hand I draw one of my heavy pistols and set it fire piercing ammo that's sure to drop the Egyptian god before me. Apophis is in for one helluvah surprise. The two nagas square off with me while Apophis watches. Khopeshes in hand, one male one female and both ugly as hell...I can't stand Nagas, something about being half snake gives me the willies. The female lunges first and I shoot her dead. She falls to the ground writhing as snakes tend to do. The males becomes enraged, apparently they were a couple, and reacts with emotion...a big mistake, one that costs him his life as I plunge my sword straight into his heart and out of his spine. Before he can fall I take a shot at Apophis who reels from the impact. AS the nagas eyes roll into his head and his limp body slumps to the ground I turn my full attention to the Egyptian God before me. He is the god of Darkness, which is similar to most shadow gods but he is no minor deity he's one of the heavy hitters. Unlike other gods though the Egyptian gods have no avatars so this fight is for keeps.
The room fills with darkness and he hits me with enough force to send me through the library to the streets below.
"Abominous sends his regards assassin!"
I land on my feet like a cat and he does not seem ammused.
"I thought Abominous was dead? No just took a brisk lava bath did he? I'll have to rectify that when I'm done with you."
"You think to destroy a god mortal?"
Mistake number one.
"I am the god of darkness and you do NOT possess the means to so much as scratch me!"
Mistake number two, and the more fatal one at that.
"You think so do you then come down here and face me coward, or is the god of Darkaness afraid of a lowly mortal and his blade?
Gods have a lot of pride, and they don't like being made light of. They have a need to make you respect their power and it drives them crazy when you don't
"Impudent worm!!! Feel my power and kneel befor emy might!"
A beam of dark energy hits me square in the chest and after my run in with the Maetriks I'm a tad worried, but my armor does it's job and harmlessly absorbs the hit. Apophis lands before me and we go at it. He's a bit weaker than me physically but he makes up for it in sheer speed. Then finally it happens....he jams his magical Khopesh right in my ribs. My left lung is punctured and I cough a bit of blood into my helmet. I grab his sword arm and edge my own sword closer. His Immortal skin begins to blister from the heat of blade and he looks confused. At the first touch of my sword he screams and the look of confusion is instantly replaced with terror. He teleports repeatedly but as long as I'm holding him he can't escape me. His strength is the only thing keeping him alive...but it isn't enough. I activate the nano irises in my gauntlets, the gauntlets which have been coated in Absorbium 120... The precious ore which can drain the very life from a living being and as begins to drain his immortal life his strength fails him and my blade plunges through.
As he feels his life end he looks at me bewildered.
"How? You are but a mortal...no mortal can fell a god."
I remove my helmet and as my ears pop he looks even more puzzled.
"Elf, an elf? No! Abominous what have you done to meeeee."
I feel his divine energy course through my veins as I become the new god of Darkness. It is REAL power far greater then even thet which I gained from Moonshadow. I begin to take on Apophis's physical characteristics and stature. That is when the others arrive. osiris, Nephthys, Thoth, Set, Anubis, Isis and several more whose names escape me.
Isis steps forward and speaks for the group as I regain my own appearance and heal my wounds. She's absolutely gorgeous and her voice is like a chorus of angels.
"Come with us Obsidian lord of Darkness."
A portal opens and we step through, the people of the city stare in awe. To see one of their gods is a rarity, to see all of them could very well mean the end of all things. Mortals...sometimes their so gullible.
I step a hall with a massive table and a chair for every one of the gods assembled including one for Apophis.
"What is this?"
I say not sure if they're accepting me or if they're about to chastise me. Osiris points his finger at me and says
"You have taken the power of Apophis and with it you must assume his duties."
I already knew that when I confronted him.
"And those would be?"
Thoth the god of knowledge speaks next and he sounds a bit worried.
"Well, that is the problem. Apophis had no duties, nor worshipers, nor did he have any responsibilities. He only wanted to destroy. We are concerned that should you keep his power, which is considerable even for one of us that it may corrupt you."
I don't like the sound of that...I have seen how that works in the past. A team I was with found an artifact and one by one it consumed them with it's power...it was...ugly. I was the only survivor..because I resisted the temptation...and killed the last of them.
"Fine then, I don't want this power remove it from me, find me one who is willing to take it and I will bestow it upon them."
"it is not that simple."
Isis adds,
"You can relinquish this power only upon your death."
"Um saywhatnow? I have no intention of dying any time soon."
Osiris speaks next
"ENOUGH!!! Our choice is clear. We must not let Apophis's evil continue. Obsidian you must die so them millions may live."
"Look Osiris, I'm not here to make problems and I appreciated the help on Namae, but I'm not dying for anyone, and if it comes down to it...I'm the only one holding a relic. I don't want to fight but I will."
"HUsband," Isis interjects placing her hand upon Osiris's chest. "What if we could seal his power so that he has time to grow with it, rather than wield it all at once?"
"I can live with that Osiris, can you?"
"SO BE IT!!"
The next few days are spent with Thoth devising a spell that will shackle Apophis's power within me until such time as I master each one...or until I die. My first power will be the ability to summon seven demons (Like I don't have enough problems with demons) who will serve me faithfully. I can return them at any time, and the demons may be of any class, even demon lords. afterwards I will have control over serpents and serpent beings...ugh I hate gods for just this kind of crap...I don't see a need to use any of these powers in the foreseeable future so for now it's status quo. While I'm here though and I have Thoth's attention I ask him about the Maetriks, and get far more than I bargained for...they are ancient enemies of the Egyptians which is why Osiris came to me in the first place...they have a weakness and it is one I can exploit, and they also have a home...well more of an origin. But that's for later...right now I need to go home and rest...my family and friends are probably worried considering how long I've been gone.
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