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Main : ! 3D Art ! : Original Characters :  Love Triangle.jpg

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In my office I ask Moonshadow to join me to seeif her sources have located  Razor or his employer. Hot on her heels Zaeerah storms in...  This is gonna be great.

Immediately the lionesses begin fighting and Moonshadow begins with the first salvo

"Um excuse me child, who are you and what are doing?"

Zaeerah responds in elvish...I'm guessing to add insult to insult?

"Auta miqula orqu!" [go kiss an orc!]

"Dalhar mir dosst ooble' ph'telanthaad!" [Child, hold your tongue, adults are speaking!]

It's worth noting that being called a child is a major insult to elves....all elves.

"Ista sta sad yaxi" [Mind your place cow]

Aaaaand that's when I interject before the little elf gets her head cu off in front of me.
"Enough! We have important matters to discuss and neither of them has anything to do with this."

"Ula... elg,caress!" [Fine...Bitch!]

The words no sooner escape Moonshadow's mouth when the reply bursts from Zaeerah's own.

"I'quelin Mori'Quessier naa ba Mori'Quessir."  [The only good drow is a dead drow.]

and just like that the little elf has let her mouth write a check her ass couldn't cash. Before I can can utter a sound Zaeerah is sent bouncing off the wall behind her with a single punch and her unconscious body falls limply to the floor.

"Aw crap, Moonshadow!...Captain to Sickbay can you send a medic to my office on the double?"

"Aye sir on our way."

Moonshadow looks over at Zaeerah and her quickly swelling left eye..and a look of shame spreads across her face.

"I-I shouldn't have done that. Mortals are so fragile, I should've known better. I don't know what came over me.  I'm so sorry, what you must think of me."

"Nah, I get it...and now so does she.  We can continue this briefing later, lets all just take a break."

"yes, that's a good idea."

only a moment after my office empties, I get a private call, on a secure chanel. To my surprise it's Master Takashi leader of the Djinok Oni ninja clan that trained me...and I know they're gonna ask a favor...and I'm gonna have to say yes..Clan first and all that.
"Master Takashi, to what do I owe the pleasure?"
"Jonin Michaels, I am calling concerning your recent rise to power in the Sathari Empire."

"Anything for the clan master."

"I'm glad you feel that way because we have arranged a marriage for you, one that will solidify our pact and ensure a foothold in the Sathari Galaxy."

"Waitasecond Master, I know my obligations well and they most certainly excluded arranged marriages. I will happily include your Kunoichi, in my cabinet but I will not let the clan arrange a marriage for me."

"I'm glad you know your obligations so well Jonin, but this bride isn't for you. It is for your chunin, Harley."

"Shit.  Um sorry that just slipped out."

"Understandable, but nevertheless he also knows his obligations and unlike you he is not exempt from this."

"Very well, I will inform him of the clan's decision, where can we meet the Kunoichi and what is her name?"

"I believe the Kunoichi is with you already, amd elf by the name of ..."

"ZAEERAH?"

"Your powers of deduction serve you well Jonin, I leave this matter in your capable hands."

With that he hangs up and I am in so much shit right now...Harley is gonna freak out.

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