| Smackdown: Opening Shot 2
 Gnostic85  2007/8/29 21:53
 1973  0
WHUMPH!
"Yeah! Direct hit from 500 yards away! Am I good, or what?"
"You realize that probably didn't do much damage, right? You've just pissed off one of the most powerful beings on Earth..."
"Oh, I'm counting on it..." |
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| Smackdown: Opening Shot 1
Gnostic85 2007/8/29 21:48
2148 0
| "Ahh! There he is... Here comes the opening shot..." |
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| Smackdown: Oh no, not me, we never lost control...
Gnostic85 2007/8/21 12:54
2372 2
While on her way back to her hotel room, Ruse runs into a surprise...
"Ahh... Ruse, I presume?"
"Who are you, and why are you dressed like me?!"
"I'm the woman who's going to have you extradited back to China for the murder of Supergirl! Now out of my way - I have to leave before they discover you were framed! Ahahahahaha!"
"... Why does this shit always happen to me?" |
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| Smackdown: Noodle Power
Biohaz_Daddy 2006/6/11 11:54
2982 9
Crimsom need to be improved... so I did some noodling  btw he's nood |
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| Smackdown: Night of the Gorillas
Biohaz_Daddy 2006/8/5 10:02
2558 6
| ... and now a word from our sponsers. |
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| Smackdown: Mmm... hemo-donut...
Gnostic85 2007/10/4 19:10
2632 3
Ruse sends Daruma a giant vibrating hemo-donut to help with his, erm, problem...
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| Smackdown: Mad Azbat
Dark Wanderer 2006/8/6 18:43
2848 6
| Seeing the apes unleashed by Lady Heromorph. the Azbat uses the Mad Hatters Mind control methods and Controls one of the apes to his bidding. Making due with what he had, he made a vine reign and Wreath for the hat for the Ape. |
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| Smackdown: Insurance Policy 2
Gnostic85 2007/8/24 17:15
2652 7
"Can't see anything from here. I'm heading out."
"Careful. He's not a suicide bomber trying to take out the local pizzeria..."
"I know. He doesn't care about religion, nationality, or anything else. He'll even kill kids if they get in his way. I've spent a couple of months studying every move he made during WWIII. Trust me, Lady H. I'm ready for him."
"Just remember, we want him controlled, not killed..." |
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| Smackdown: Insurance Policy
Gnostic85 2007/8/24 15:49
2211 0
"So let me get this straight: Black Adam, a psychopath who killed thousands in World War Three, and some self-proclaimed 'god-killer' both show up for this 'Smackdown', and you - what? - just let them play?"
"Well... yes..."
"*tch* Americans. You have no understanding of what is required for good security..."
"What are you complaining about? Just means you get the opportunity to take out the world's most hated psychopath, right?"
"Hell, I'm not complaining. This is a great opportunity. I'm just saying, you guys could've saved yourself a lot of time and money if you developed a better screening process..." |
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| Smackdown: Golden Oldie
Gnostic85 2007/10/12 23:37
2259 1
For her first Marvel opponent, Ruse fights Sun Girl, an obscure costumed adventurer from the Golden Age, in the Middle East (Bahrain, maybe, or the Emirates...) Don't worry, kids, the action will get better. I bought two sets of Catfighting poses for V4 for this round...
(And yes, there's been another costume change. My computer is hemorrhaging memory at the moment, and another render of the golden scales and flowing hair might kill it unless I clear some disk space...) |
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| SmackDown: Final Round - Oni
Dark Wanderer 2011/8/31 12:55
3617 2
| Edit: Corrected numbering order of panels. |
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| Smackdown: Black Adam and the Black Hole 3
Gnostic85 2007/8/29 23:48
2192 2
PFF!
"What the hell did you just do?! Adam is off the radar!"
"Relax. I opened a black hole and he flew right into it. He'll be fine once he figures out where he is..."
"Where did you send him?!"
"A small outpost on the Gaza Strip. That should keep Adam busy for a few minutes..." |
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| Smackdown: Black Adam and the Black Hole 2
Gnostic85 2007/8/29 23:47
2147 0
| "For instance, you might be so thirsty for revenge that you don't bother to look out for the minature black hole..." |
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| Smackdown: Black Adam and the Black Hole 1
Gnostic85 2007/8/29 22:27
2297 2
| "If there's I've learned, it's that desire for revenge can make you act without thinking first..." |
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| Smackdown: Beating a Dead Horse
Gnostic85 2007/10/13 12:51
2510 2
| Ruse takes on Dead Girl, and finds it's remarkably difficult to beat someone who's already dead... |
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| Smackdown: And the Winner is...
Dark Wanderer 2017/10/1 5:03
2000 4
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| Smackdown: An Offer She Can't Refuse...
Gnostic85 2007/8/12 22:16
2505 3
The Beetle makes a proposition towards Ruse...
"Hey there. Mindwave tells me you're a complete submissive. Well, I can help you get ahead, in exchange for some head..." |
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| Smackdown: Alliances (special breakfast insert)
Biohaz_Daddy 2006/8/6 17:12
2542 5
| The Super Rush Job Womanhood Big Pay-Off Addition: Food for Two |
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| Smackdown: Alliances
Biohaz_Daddy 2006/8/6 10:05
2860 7
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| Smackdown: Alliances
Biohaz_Daddy 2006/8/6 16:27
2925 3
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| Smackdown: A turn for the Worst
Dark Wanderer 2017/7/29 8:01
1620 3
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| Smackdown: A Ruse Awakening
Gnostic85 2007/9/16 23:29
2717 2
"Ughh... my head... where am I?"
"A small town in England, dear. It's about time you woke up. It's been incredibly boring babysitting you."
"What happened?"
"You were about to kill me, I was about to defend myself using my only superpower... and then one of those damn Morphettes dropped a bomb on us. Thankfully, your invulnerability saved me from being injured, but you were knocked out, so I felt obligated to make sure you were okay..."
"Wait... I remember you saying something, and then turning into one of the Marvels..."
"Me? A Marvel? That's absurd. Must have been a dream."
"But your costume..."
"Oh this? I had to change it. Between you attacking me and that bomb, my old one was quite ruined."
"But... your hair..."
"Merely a wig, of course."
"Nnn... You said you had one power..."
"Indeed. I don't like using it, because it's a strain, but I'm able to alter people's perceptions, make them distrustful of reality and memory... but of course, that bomb hit us before I could use it to my advantage..."
"Ngh..."
"Heh... a previously-undiscovered female Marvel from Tibet... what an absurd notion..." |
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| Smackdown: A new wench for Nightmother?
Gnostic85 2007/11/9 21:57
2479 1
As she rests in a hotel in Tokyo, Nightmother gets an unexpected visitor...
"You! What do you want?"
"At the end of this contest, I am headed back to a very tiny cell in Drapchi prison. I'd rather not go there. Please help me..."
"... No."
"I mean... I want to serve you with all my heart and body..."
"Better, but I already have a wench. Why should I take you in?"
"Because I'm really, really cute and fuckable?"
"Meh..."
"Well, with me, you could have an extra tongue and mouth wherever you need it, allowing Zatanna to focus on sucking your toes..."
"Hmm..." |
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| Smackdown: ... And She Refuses Anyway
Gnostic85 2007/8/12 22:19
2191 4
"Just because I'm a slut doesn't mean I'm easy!"
"... Frigid bitch. No normal woman can resist the Black Beetle's inherent charisma... Just for that, I'm gonna get your name legally changed to 'the Whoriental'..." |
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| SMACKDOWN3: Phoenix
thestarkiller 2008/7/15 18:49
3110 11
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| Smackdown3: "NICE is Just One Letter Away From ICE!"
blubeetle3 2008/7/17 14:33
3266 10
Since she's back from the dead (Thanks, Gail!), Tora Olafsdotter will be joining this year's Superhero Smackdown!...God, help her! Ladies (the one or two of you on this site!) and gentlemen (again, the one or two of you on this site), Norway's Sweetheart...ICE!
Gee, I wonder if sweet, innocent little Ice is really ready for the ribald debauchery that Smackdown devolves into every year. 
That's right! I'm popping the cherry on this year's Superhero Smackdown! Setting the tone, so to speak.
EDIT: At Masterchief's "request" (i.e. ORDER is more like it! JEEZ! Make a guy a "Mod" and it goes straight to his head!), I've updated the Smackdown pinup with info regarding Ice.
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| Smackdown...
Lady Heromorph 2017/8/8 17:22
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| Smackdown, Round 2: A Word in Your Ear
Gnostic85 2007/8/5 23:58
2601 1
During the overnight, Ruse tries to make some friends...
"Listen, Batgirl. We're both non-metas in this contest, facing off against two self-proclaimed gods, two nearly-invincible girls and an egomaniacal B-leaguer, among other perils. I think our odds would be much better if we teamed up, don't you?"
"You missed the early flight 'cos you were too busy having sex with that Saudi woman. What exactly makes you a good ally? I could just as easily team up with the Beetle, and probably have a better chance."
"Well, so far as I can tell, the Beetle's major advantage is that he recruits young women with superpowers. I can start to remove that advantage. What do you say...?" |
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| SMACKDOWN!: She-Hulk GREEN ROOM interview 1
magnusch 2017/7/12 13:20
2090 4
[Grimm] "...okay, Shulkie, we're rollin' in
3...2...1..."
[Heromorph Smackdown Producer] "We now join She-Hulk
in the Green Room for her first video Diary..."
[She-Hulk] "Hey there Heromorph Universe.
So they threw me into the Blue Team with a cute
little Asian chickie named Jinky and
an adorable guy who goes by Bat-Mite."
"They seem pretty cool, but I think that Bat-Mite might have
an unhealthy obsession with some guy from a
place called Gotham who has some sort of bat fetish."
She scratches her head and then shrugs.
"We were just heading out to the Mansion's Garden
when the cybernetic raptors, that roam the grounds,
just went haywire and started attacking us!
That Jinky seams to know how to hold her own...
she took out a couple with a baseball bat,
and the little Batguy was flippin' around like
Yoda grabbin' guns and RPG's out of thin air...
it was kinda neat."
"All and all I think we tore through close to
20 before systems were rebooted."
"This could be a fun time,
now if only there were some fellas to..."
[camera fades to black]
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| Smackdown!!!
Shump1 2006/7/20 22:24
5855 9
What a COUP!!!
Womanhood had successfully lured Vampirella to join her on the woefully female-deficient Team 2.
Soon after, while enjoying a celebratory snack from the food hut, the women began to nosh on some strange looking anti-pasta.
It was only after tearing apart and sharing a particularly large and whiney piece of pasta that they realized they had just killed and devoured none other than ... The Crimson Noodle!
Both buxom ladies agreed:
Victory never tasted so good! |
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