| A REALLY CLOSE ENCOUNTER
 lordcoyote  Sci-fi  2012/5/2 19:42
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CAPTAIN: Contact Star Command. Inform them that we've been attacked by an enormous space monster. It's grabbed on to the ship and we can't shake it.....
(THMMM, THMMM, THMMM, THMMM)
CAPTAIN: WHAT TH-
(THMMM, THMMM, THMMM, THMMM)
UH, is that thing doing what I think it's-
HELMSMAN: Yes, yes it is.
CAPTAIN: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF-! Uh, belay transmission! And erase this incident from the log! NOBODY is to ever know about this!
YEOMAN: (snicker)
CAPTAIN: OH SHUSH IT!!
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| A REFRESHING DRINK
lordcoyote Video Game 2015/7/1 5:08
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| A SACRIFICE TO THE DIETY
lordcoyote Video Game 2012/12/21 9:39
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"i am the mighty Quetzalcoatl. If you wish me to save the Earth from the comet you must first present an offering of birds and butterflies.
LARA:"Birds and butterflies, where are we going to find those in such short notice?
"......................."
NATHAN: "Uh, what are you looking at me for?" |
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| A SIMPLE JOB
lordcoyote Fantasy 2021/11/6 12:51
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It really was a simple task.
All they had to do was acquire a piece of tusk from a bull mammune.
Easy peasy! |
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| A STICKY SITUATION
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/3/14 11:20
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RRRGH! AAARG! When I get loose you’re going to be sorry!
Ferget it, babe! That goop’s a special blend that’s super sticky and super elastic! You’d have to stretch it a hundred feet before it breaks! And that ain’t gonna happen! Ole Gummy Joe’s gotcha stuck real good!
I am going to snap you like the twig you are! Do you realize how hard it’ll be to clean this gunk off my costume? And my hair? Don’t get me started about my hair!
Heh, heh, sure is fun to hear trapped n’ helpless heroines act all defiant! As if y’can do anything about it! Now, excuse me, ole Gummy Joe’s got a call t’make.
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Hey! It’s ole Gummy Joe! And have I gotta deal for you! I just caught that super babe Ravyne! She’s all hung up like a prize ten-pointer! And I’ll let’cha have for a cool hundred mill!
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Yes I did!
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W-what makes ya think I’m lyin? I ain’t lyin, I really caught her.
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I did too!
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Here, I’ll let her tell ya! Tell em how ole Gummy Joe caught ya, babe.
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C’mon. say sumthin!
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Heh, heh, looks like she’s givin me th’ silent treatment. But she’s really here all helpless!
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YES SHE IS! Why don’cha believe I caught her?
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Z-LISTER! WHO YOU CALLIN’ A Z-LISTER!
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I AM NOT A Z-LISTER!!! STOP LAUGHIN’ AT ME!!!!!!
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RRRRRGH! Hey, y’know what? Screw this! You had yer chance! And just because you’re bein’ such a jerk ass ole Gummy Joe is gonna let her go!
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| A STRANGE ENCOUNTER
lordcoyote Sci-fi 2012/5/30 18:22
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| K-lorg looked down at creature who?s odd mating ritual he had unintentionally interrupted. He was puzzled why the larger of the two (the female he assumed) had run off yet the smaller one remained. Perhaps it was unafraid of him. Perhaps it had a yet revealed defense. K-lorg remained cautious as he made his observations. After all those large lumps on its thorax could be venom sacs for all he knew?. |
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| A SUPER BUNNY PARADE
lordcoyote Original Characters 2021/4/2 20:07
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BYSTANDER #1: hey! what's up with those superheroines walking round dressed as bunny girls?
Dirrector: Oh, they're, uh, treating everyone to an Easter parade.
Bystander #2: But... Why do they all look like they're hypo..."
Dirrector: HEY! wanna be extras in the movie we're making?
Bystander #1: Yeah! sure!
Bystander #3: Cool! What do we need to do?
Dirrector: All you gotta do is stand there and look surprised as these ladies tear into that bank over there! (snicker) |
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| A SUPER PSA
lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/7/1 8:26
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Happy 4TH!
And yes, do practice fireworks safety. |
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| A TOUGH GIRL
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| A little concept in the works. |
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| A TRUE STORY
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2019/5/29 15:46
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During the filming of Godzilla vs Hedorah Kenpachiro Satsuma, the actor who played Hedorah came down with a sudden case of appendicitis and had to undergo an emergency appendectomy.
WHILE STILL IN COSTUME!
Incidentally it was also the day Mr Satsuma learned he was immune to pain killers.... |
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| A VOID TO FILL
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| A WILD RIDE!
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| And after they drove her through that cactus patch Ravyne vowed to deliver a punch to their faces for each bug she swallowed.... |
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| A-V-D
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| ACTION POSE
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| ADVENTURES OF WYLDE STARR
lordcoyote Original Characters 2010/6/22 9:43
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| She's half dressed AND half @$$ed! |
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| AFTER THAT BOOTY!
lordcoyote Fantasy 2024/2/1 7:29
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| Surely there's enough to go around... |
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| AGE OLD RIVALS
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| ALONE IN THE DARK
lordcoyote Fantasy 2021/5/19 17:55
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| AMAZON TWINS
lordcoyote Original Characters 2010/3/9 7:34
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A commission I got from Fred Perry.
Colors and BG by me. |
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| AMERICAN SAILOR
lordcoyote Other Comics 2016/3/25 13:59
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| BEHOLD! The power of amalgam potential! |
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| AN ADVENTURER CAUGHT!
lordcoyote Fantasy 2023/6/12 15:49
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| And if he doesn't get uncaught he'll get goblinated! |
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| AN ODE TO FRAZETTA
lordcoyote Fantasy 2021/5/10 16:27
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| AN ORIGIN STORY AS GOOD AS ANY!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/3/9 17:15
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The door opened and Cassie was shoved roughly into the basement. Trembling in terror she backed away as the vile man who’d grabbed her while going home from school strode in. chuckling wickedly he looked the teenager over and licked his lips. “You’re gonna be number thirteen,” he declared. “You’re skinnier’n I usually like, but you’ll do just fine.” He then grinned showing ghastly rotting teeth that made Cassie flinch.
“S-stay away from me!” a Cassie stammered. “P-please… Just-just l-let me go!”
The fiend merely chuckled. “Why do you always say that? Do you really expect me to actually let you go? You’re about to die, little girl!” he then laughed.
“HELP!!!” Cassie screamed. “SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!”
The monster laughed even louder. “Scream all you like! Nobody can hear you! I soundproofed this basement.”
Fearfully, Cassie looked about for something to defend herself with. Spotting a hammer on a workbench she grabbed it and, brandishing it charged forward swing only for the fiend to effortlessly wrench it from her grasp and toss it away. He then shoved the frightened girl toward a dingy mattress.
“I like em feisty! I love it when they fight back!” then grinning as if hit with inspiration the serial killer bent low and turned his head, presenting his jaw. “Tell ya what,” he declared. “I’ll give ya a fightin’ chance. Go ahead, do it, hit me with yer best shot! Whattaya got to lose?” he then laughed.
“N-nothing at all.” Mustering up all her courage Cassie drew back her fist, took careful aim at the fiend’s jaw and threw the hardest punch she could.
Neither had any way of knowing that would be the very moment Cassies latent superhuman strength would emerge….
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| AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2011/3/11 17:52
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You have the right to a hot lawyer.
(Whether you get a hot lawyer is in the air....) |
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| AND STAY EXTINCT!
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| ANGRY GRIZZSQUATCH
lordcoyote Fantasy 2011/12/6 20:06
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| ANOTHER SHOT TO THE DIGNITY
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| ANYTHING GOES
lordcoyote Video Game 2010/2/6 6:56
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| It's par for the course. When in the business of tomb raiding one inevitably deals with some shady characters... |
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| AREN'T YOU GOING TO....
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| AT THE CROSSROADS
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/10/17 15:55
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There comes a time in the life of a hero when he is faced with choice of what path to take.
Choice 1: Stay home and marry your childhood sweetheart. Settle down, raise a family. And live a long, comfortable and uneventful life.
Choice 2: A life of swashbuckling adventure. To carry a sword instead of a walking stick. To experience new horizons, fabulous treasure, battles with strange beasts and evil sorcerers. And at every turn a possibility of meeting a sticky end.
Choice 3: A life of hedonism. One filled with exotic, sensual women and experiences beyond your dreams.
Which would you choose? |
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