| Fastball Special Redux
 blubeetle3  DC Comics  2009/3/22 17:43
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Checking through my gallery, I saw that the original had been deleted. Instead of just reposting it, I updated and redid it.
Hope you enjoy. |
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| Whatta Couple 'o Cards!
blubeetle3 DC Comics 2009/3/5 18:53
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I know! I know! I'm no colorist. But, when I saw this scan of art by the great Kevin Maguire, I couldn't help myself.
...And then I realized that the difference between five-year old me and current me is that my crayon box is more advanced now!  |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 4: "The Beginning of the End"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/11/5 15:30
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"Horny Valley" + Lady Heromorph ecstacy & porn bender + the pink mist of carnal lust + Spider-Man's drunken brilliance (check it out HERE) = BIG TROUBLE for Blue Beetle & Ice!
Everything is against these poor kids! Well, they gave it a good try.
Next stop...the HM Adult Gallery! |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 4: "Dangerous Thoughts"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/11/2 18:35
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After an EPIC BATTLE (so epic, in fact, that I couldn't be bothered to depict it! ) with the faeries, Ice & Blue Beetle are a little worse for wear.
And to make matters worse, Lady Heromorph's little bender is definitely kicking in... 
Oh, I almost forgot! Special thanks to petercotton for the torn clothing maps. |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 4: "...And Into the Fire!"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/10/19 7:52
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Think of the last place in the world you want to be. Now, imagine that you got instantly transported there. Welcome to Ice's dilemma!
Things are not looking good for our Dynamic Duo at this point! |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 4: "From the Frying Pan..."
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/10/18 12:17
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| Ice and Blue Beetle find out exactly where they are. Meanwhile, Lady Heromorph has something she wants to tell them. |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 3: "What's in the Cupboard?"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/9/23 19:48
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| After Lady Heromorph's threat, Ice and Blue Beetle continue on their way. Along the way, they notice that the caverns the were in have taken on a more technological look. |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 3: "Hell Hath No Fury..."
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/9/21 9:21
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OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!
Lady Heromorph is MAD! And she's not afraid to get all up in your face about it, either!
Look out, Ice and Beetle! |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 3: "The Best Laid Plans"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/9/17 15:49
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Things are not going the way Lady Heromorph had planned. Who would have thought that Blue Beetle had scruples?!
WOW! LH does NOT look happy! This does not bode well for our intrepid heroes! |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 3: "Droppin' the Dime"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/9/15 11:03
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Lady Heromorph informs Ice of Blue Beetle's sordid past in the SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN.
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 3: "Duck, Duck, Duck..."
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/9/14 14:30
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| ICE catches BLUE BEETLE up on how she's alive. And BEETLE receives a visit from a familiar face (amongst other body parts). |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 3: "Just Friends-Part 1"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/9/7 16:21
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After the second round, LADY HEROMORPH transports all the contestants to underground tunnels via a dimensional portal. But, before she does, she outlines somethings for the contestants:
"The object of the next round is to find the RED CRYSTAL! But, before you do, you have to find someone you know. YOU have to find them. They can't find you... mostly because after we snatched them we stuck them in a cell somewhere. Once you find them... and FREE them... they become your partner for the rest of the game!"
Will ICE find the person she knows? Well... yeah. |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 3: "Just Friends-Part 2"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/9/7 16:02
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After the hard task (yeah, riiiight!) of find where her soon-to-be partner is, ICE helps to open new doors of opportunity for...
DUM-DUM-DUUUUUMMMMM!
HE'S BA-AAACK! |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 2: "An Improper Presentation"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/8/31 12:26
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| Ice presents Lady Heromorph with the BLUE CRYSTAL. Thus, ending the round. However, Lady Heromorph has a problem with HOW she is given the crystal.. |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 2: "The Cave of the Blue Crystal"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/8/30 4:56
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After finding a fake Blue Crystal in the forest, Ice receives some help on where to find the real BLUE CRYSTAL!
...AND Ice seems to find a running theme going on in this year's SMACKDOWN! |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 2: "Daydreaming"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/8/27 18:43
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Uh-oh!
Is "The Valley" starting to have some effect on Ice? How long can Ice hold out? Why does she keep humming the DeVinyl's greatest (and only) hit, "I Touch Myself"? |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 2: "Oh, How Wrong You Are!"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/8/17 18:36
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Poor Ice just can't catch a break!
First, it was getting surprised in the shower. Then, getting groped by a drunk. Then, having an egg think he was on the New York subway!
This little muppet-looking dude should be safe. Right? |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 2: "Matrixblur Reloaded"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/8/11 8:48
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| After lecturing Daruma on the proper way to treat a lady, Ice is visited by yet another of the HEROMORPH PANTHEON...i think...wait! yeah!...it is...no...yes...wait... |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 2: "Rude Awakenings"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/8/9 17:48
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After meeting the competitors (...and being fondled by one!) of the SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN, Ice is transported from the "Whiteroom" to "Smackdown Valley". What lies in store for her there?
Well, one thing for certain is that she meets one of the HEROMORPH PANTHEON... AND it's all HIS FAULT!  |
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| SMACKDOWN 3 Round 1.5: "Spider-Hands. Spider-Hands..."
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/7/30 19:20
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After being recruited (or abducted) to join the SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN, contestants Ice and Spider-Man (who's totally drunk) find themselves transported to the "WHITEROOM"!
This is for skurge, who's having computer issues right now. He came up with the basic premise.
This one's for you, bud!  |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 1.5: "The Facts of Life"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/7/27 14:34
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| Morphette Cat (MROAW!) explains the way things work in the Superhero Smackdown. She also still has a soft spot for Blue Beetle and, as a result, shows Ice a little compassion. (Plus, she might be angling to get into Ice's pants! ) |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 1.5: "It's Show(er)time!"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/7/26 22:46
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Of all the ways to find out that you've been chosen to participate in the SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN, the worst possible for a shy heroine has to be being surprised when taking your morning shower!
Poor Ice!
It seems that surprising contestants in a state of undress is the modus operandi of the Morphettes this year. |
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| Smackdown3: "NICE is Just One Letter Away From ICE!"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/7/17 14:33
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Since she's back from the dead (Thanks, Gail!), Tora Olafsdotter will be joining this year's Superhero Smackdown!...God, help her! Ladies (the one or two of you on this site!) and gentlemen (again, the one or two of you on this site), Norway's Sweetheart...ICE!
Gee, I wonder if sweet, innocent little Ice is really ready for the ribald debauchery that Smackdown devolves into every year.
That's right! I'm popping the cherry on this year's Superhero Smackdown! Setting the tone, so to speak.
EDIT: At Masterchief's "request" (i.e. ORDER is more like it! JEEZ! Make a guy a "Mod" and it goes straight to his head!), I've updated the Smackdown pinup with info regarding Ice.
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| The Big Three - CHARLTON STYLE!
blubeetle3 DC Comics 2008/6/14 15:47
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Charlton Comics had a lot of "Action Heroes", but, these three are the best known: Captain Atom, Blue Beetle, and the Question. In 1984, DC Comics bought most of Charlton's characters and incorporated them into their line after "Crisis on Infinite Earths".
Sad to realize that all three of these characters are now considered "dead" by DC.  |
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| A League of Their Own
blubeetle3 DC Comics 2008/6/11 19:41
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C'mon, we've all indulged in the idle speculation: "If you build your own Justice League, who would be in it?"
Blue Beetle, a man of taste with an eye toward beauty, answers that question! And what an answer it is! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 3: "Going Off-Script"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/9/30 19:43
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| After Round 2, the contestants of SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN are given six hours to rest up until the next round begins. During this time, the BLACK BEETLE tells MINDWAVE of his devious plans for round 3! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 3: "Where on Earth is BLACK BEETLE?!"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/9/30 16:51
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| Black Beetle's right, y'know! Not about SMACKDOWN. About the GOTHAM KNIGHTS!!! They have a "shutdown defense"! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 2: "Mindgames Part 4"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/8/26 20:01
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Who says you have to be psychic to play mindgames?
Here we see Black Beetle use technology, hope, and outright lying to mess with poor ol' Tex Mason's mind!
...And now you know the reason why Tex Mason MUST win a race! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 2: "It's a Small World, Afterall"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/8/19 11:46
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Hmmm... Not sure if Mindwave put the mental image in everyone's mind or if she just told everyone, but, her nickname for Virtue seems to have stuck!
And again, poor Black Beetle gets the blame! Someone loses their pants in battle? BEETLE'S FAULT! A dress suddenly appears on someone else? BEETLE'S FAULT! It's not like Beetle controls Mindwave or anything! YEEESH!
Anyone ever consider that Matrixblur has reality altering abilities? BLAME HIM FOR A CHANGE! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 2: "Mindgames Part 3"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/8/18 3:46
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| After Mindwave and Mary Marvel's little meeting -nudge, nudge, wink, wink - Mindwave finds Beetle and delivers news that sickens him (although he was feeling a might queasy already after Googling "Neilrok"!). |
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