| THAT RUNDOWN FEELING
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| EVIL SEXY 5
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/12/18 9:34
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Don'cha just hate it? You're having this awesome dream and just when it's about to get really good...
YOU WAKE UP! |
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| TOP OF THE FOODCHAIN
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2017/12/15 15:43
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| Someone wants sum seafood! |
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| HEROINE TIP #83
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/12/11 20:36
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| ATTACK OF THE VALKYRIES!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/12/10 7:04
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A superheroine in peril novella 6600 words aproximate
It began as just a typical night for the lovely heroine Ravyne. She’s about to break up a heist when she’s interrupted by the arrival of four legendary Valkyries who inform her that they’ve considered her for recruitment!
Her! A shield maiden of the gods!
At first Ravyne is flattered.
That is until she learns the job requirement….
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excerpt:
The pale light of the full moon shone down as Ravyne stepped up and peered over the edge of the warehouse roof. Crouching down she sighted several men in dark suits milling around, some of whom were brandishing automatic weapons. Ravyne’s baby-blue eyes narrowed when she spotted Vito Santino, lead enforcer of the Mastriano syndicate barking orders as a number of men carried cases out of the warehouse belonging to Morgan enterprises and loaded them onto a van.
Pursing her full, glossy lips Ravyne shook her black-maned head. Now just what would mafia goons want from a company that made beauty and hygiene products? She chuckled, perhaps their boss, Olivia Mastriano, the self-proclaimed ‘queen of all the mafia’ simply didn’t want to pay up market prices for her mascara. And, honestly, since she’d used the products herself and knew how much they cost the heroine could almost sympathize with the crime lord. Almost.
Well, if that were the case she’ll just have to settle for paying full price like she did. Standing straight Ravyne readied herself but took a moment to adjust the bottoms of her halter-topped leotard, which had an annoying habit of riding up in back, much to her chagrin. Then she took a step off the roof. The sound of her steel-reinforced heels clacking loudly on the pavement startled the goons, causing them to freeze in place and gawk at the heroine.
Vito was the first to recover from his surprise. “Oh, great, we got super bitch!” he growled.
Ravyne’s mouth curled derisively. Boy, did she really hate being called a ‘super bitch’! “Stop calling me that!” she demanded.
“Make me! Can’t you just mind your own damn business and leave us working stiffs alone!” the big goon challenged before turning to his men. “We can’t afford to let her stop us from delivering this eye liner to th’ boss! F**k this c*n*!”
Obeying their leader four mooks rushed forward and opened fire with their submachine guns at Ravyne. “Ow! Ow! That stings! Stop! OW!” she shouted as the bullets pelted her nigh invulnerable skin. Then with an angry growl she stalked over to where a man hole was set in the pavement and, with a precision stomp made the cover flip up where she caught it. “When will you idiots ever learn your bullets can’t ever harm me!” then she flung the cover at the goons. They frantically dodged to avoid the large, metal slab which flew past and imbedded itself in the side of an SUV.
“Hey, bitch!” shouted a livid Vito. “I just had that thing detailed! For that you’re gonna pay!” the big man then motioned to the rest of his crew to join in and they all stalked towards the heroine.
Ravyne merely smirked at the advancing men and took a fighting stance. Even in a group did they honestly think they stood a chance against her, a heroine who could toss a tank? Seriously, brains were definitely not a job requirement for criminals. “You guys really are as stupid as you look.”
Vito snarled his defiance. “We’ll see who’s stupid you—. He suddenly halted. And now he stood there with his jaw working up and down, and on his face was now a look of shock, incredulity, fear. Just what was he playing at now? Then, with a shaky
hand he pointed past Ravyne’s shoulder.
“Oh, come on, Vito,” Ravyne proclaimed cynically. “There’s something behind me? Do you honestly expect me to fall for that tired old—.” but then Vito simply yelled out in terror then turned and ran with his equally freaked out crew abandoning their loot and falling close behind leaving Ravyne standing there with a wry look on her face. “There…. really is something behind me, isn’t there?”
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| TOUGH ROAD AHEAD
lordcoyote Video Game 2017/12/9 12:50
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| Lara: "(sigh)Is it too much to wish one of these artifacts I'm seeking would be at some posh Italian resort?" |
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| ATTACK OF THE VALKYRIES PROMO
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/12/6 12:15
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A special promo for my latest literary work: Attack of the Valkyries!
It began as just a typical night for the lovely heroine Ravyne. Shes about to break up a heist when shes interrupted by the arrival of four legendary Valkyries who inform her that theyve considered her for recruitment!
Her! A shield maiden of the gods!
At first Ravyne is flattered.
That is until she learns the job requirement.
Coming soon!
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| MONDAYITIS
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/10/23 19:04
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| Some days y'just wanna stay in bed. |
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| NO REST FOR THE WEARY
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/10/13 12:46
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| LIGHTS, CAMERA....
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/9/25 15:36
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| With his latest mind controlled "star" the Dirrector readies to film yet another masterpiece of cinematic artistry.... |
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| PULLING A PUNY GOD!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/9/17 11:14
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PATRIOTIQUE: "IT WOULD BE NICE IF..."
WHAM!!!
"BEING INVULNERABLE...."
WHAM!!!
"ALSO MEANT....
WHAM!!!
"YOU DON'T FEEL PAIN!"
WHAM!!!
"Pteeetteeeeee biiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrdsssssssss....." |
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| VEGETA AND THE PERFORMANCE ENHANCER
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2017/9/9 11:22
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| A TOUGH GIRL
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/8/20 16:39
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| A little concept in the works. |
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| A CASE OF ROADRASH
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/8/14 11:41
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A punch to the face: Ineffective.
A big rig to the face: VERY effective! |
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| PLATINUM STAR
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/8/13 11:27
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A rookie heroine takes to the mean streets.
Let's hope they're not too mean to her.... |
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| THE CON JOB
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/7/25 15:59
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| YOUR JAW BROKE MY HAND!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/7/16 13:01
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| Just what part of NIGH INVULNERABLE do they not ever get? |
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| HEROINE COSTUME PERIL II
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/6/29 13:12
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| An despite her efforts to avoid it her wardrobe malfunctions always end up on heroineassesdotcom.... |
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| OFFICER JENNY
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2017/6/26 16:40
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Just not THAT officer Jenny.
Or THAT officer Jenny.
Or THAT officer Jenny.
Or THAT officer Jenny.
Or THAT.... |
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| THE FINE ART OF NEGOTIATION
lordcoyote Fantasy 2017/6/22 18:11
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| He finds her bargaining posture is highly dubious.... |
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| BAY WATCHING
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/5/20 12:22
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| And not long Ravyne began regretting volunteering for lifeguard service after the twentieth attack by sharks that, strangely were not only invisible but also lacked teeth.... |
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| RAVYNE: THE COLLEGE YEARS
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/5/16 13:34
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Probably best to go along with that....
Or not..... |
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| IDIOCY AT IT'S FINEST
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/5/3 15:15
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| Point of advice: If you're planing to mace someone who can rip a Humvee in half don't do it!!! |
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| INTERVIEW WITH A SUPERHEROINE
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/4/22 10:53
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| Fortunately she has a very understanding boyfriend... |
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| A WILD RIDE!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/4/4 20:46
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| And after they drove her through that cactus patch Ravyne vowed to deliver a punch to their faces for each bug she swallowed.... |
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| LORD MEGATRON
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2017/4/2 11:31
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He will rampage across the galaxy.
Plunder world after world.
All to satisfy his addiction to rock candy! |
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| IN THE VAMPIRE'S CLUTCHES
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/4/1 5:56
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| Jericho looked down at the lovely heroine limp and helpless in his arms, mesmerized by his dark power. The prince of the undead had never before sampled the blood of a superheroine. A sinister smile formed on his lips. Surely by partaking in her life essence would increase his power, perhaps even enough to challenge his father, the vampire king for supremacy. Yes, he was certain she would make him stronger. Unable to wait any longer Jericho lowered his head to bring his fangs to her slender throat. |
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| PROFESSOR HAIRBRAIN
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/3/31 12:16
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Once she was just another dumb blond eking out a living serving drinks at Honkerz and avoiding the wandering hands of drunken customers. But then a chance to change things came when a mysterious being granted her one wish.
And her wish was to become smarter! Yes that would give her the means to get back at everybody who belittled her!
Wish granted she instantly went from ditz to genius.
However due to some odd wording her new super I.Q. became tied to her hair. As a result the longer her hair grows the higher her intelligence becomes.
At shoulder length she’s of average intellect.
At waist-length she’s in Einstein territory.
Down to her ankles her I.Q. cannot be measured.
But unfortunately the reverse it true.
Bobbed she’s a total air head.
If buzz cut she’s barely functional.
Additionally the higher her I.Q. rises the more mentally unstable she becomes. |
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| MY SECRET IDENTITY
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/3/30 13:56
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| Says the very chesty gal wearing a mask.... |
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| MEGA PRISS
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/1/12 14:17
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