Re: Zombies ROXOR

Posted by Thayne on 2006/4/30 6:48:32

Zombies eh? woo :bored look:

I'm sorry, but I don't see how zombies can be something to be scared of or even disgusted with. Woo I'm a zombie, woo I walk super slow and wanna eat a brain. Woo (utoh, damn I hate when my nutz fall off like that).. So. um..... uhhhhhh.... oh zombies, yeah, ok.

I guess it has to be a difference in upbringing. I don't have a clue what you watched as a child or what your parents kept you from watching. I however was told that before I was born, my mother used to watch a show called Night Gallery. And that she'd be curled up in the corner all shaky like. But she liked it. My mother liked to be scared. So we move on to every Halloween we were forced to watch Michael Myers kill people at .02 mph. Cmon, what's scary about that? He moves like he was a bride on her wedding day and no matter how much a groom/victim runs. He still gets the knife in! Plz people that's freakin hilarious.

Take Poltergeist for instance. That movie was boring till the ghosts started jumpin out the walls and grabbin girlie's boobies and stuff! I swear it was like watching kids play tag. The mom all runnin down the hall in nothin but a tshirt, and then a coffin pops up, and a skeleton dood falls all over her, grabbin various fun places before he's committed to beaten dust

Jason, I don't care how much TNT you bring, that boy just don't quit. He's like that damn Energizer Bunny.

The Shining. Ok ok, so I got a picture somewhere around here of my blood father holding an axe, he has a widows peak, and grizzled facial hair action. Honest to god, he looked like Jack Nicholson's twin. Now imagine me, and my 2 sisters running around the house as lil lil kids yellin "REDRUM" and "WENDY!!! GIMME THE BAT!!!!

Freddie, come on, that's a straight up comedy. I refuse to explain this one.

Evil Dead 1 & 2. Ok so a demon tries to climb out the basement, so dood jumps on the trap door and an eyeball pops out, flies across the room, and screamin girl swallows it!
Not to mention dood cuts his hand off and his hand gives him the finger! And for the slow people in the back who haven't figured it out yet, Army of Darkness is Evil Dead 3.

Ok, now for those who insist that there HAS to be a movie that scared me. When I was a kid, the Exorcist scared the hell out of me. Now it just disgusts me. Honestly tho, after 20 years of thinking about it, I think it actually put the fear of god in me. Which leads me into another movie I found scary, The Seventh Sign.

So because I see horror differently, does that make me a sicko?