Re: Normies

Posted by Thayne on 2006/5/31 7:43:41

Once, in the military, this girl tells me she wants to hear Aerosmith's first album. I wasn't sure which one that was myself, so I go and put on the earliest one I have..... Toys in the Attic. Her immediate response was "What the hell is this sh@#?!" I told her it was Aerosmith in the early 70's. She called me a f#$%ing liar and proceeded to educate me in the fact that Aerosmith's first album was Pump (the one with Janie's Got A Gun)

Or how about, I was at work one night talking to a friend about a particular match where I pulled off this freakin amazing sniper shot from half way across the map. And some girl pops up behind us and says. What's the fascination with that, that, uh science uh y'know make believe crap. I sat there and told her calmly "Have you ever had anything that you just had to have the shirt, books, dvds, and find enjoyable even at the 4th time around?" Her response was.......OH you mean like LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRARIE!!!!!