Re: To Sign or Not To Sign

Posted by JrMcDeath on 2008/11/19 12:53:50

Any start you ask for an autograph should bend over backwards to give it to you. If it wasn't for fans celebs would be out of work hacks. Man, I wish I had a job where you got numourous takes to get a scene/job done right. I think all stars, movie or sports or pooh scoopers should not even think twice about sigs. With that said.... the biggest dick I have run into was Chevy Chase... and boy, did we get a long great. After shooting pool with him for about a month I asked for a photo and autograph. He, by this time, had warmed up to me and gladly did it. But the guys that asked for his after mine he wrote "To So-n-So. Go Fu@k yourself." And didn't sign it. I laughed my ass off until he told me to shut up and read mine. Mine said "John, if you are here in Aspen then who is back in Texas fu@king the chickens? Chevy Chase" Ahhhh... Aspen. But yeah, he was a real dick. So was Kevin Costner. Of course people were asking for their autograph while they were on Vacation... but still. Spielberg and Kate Kapsaw (sp?) invited me to sit at their table (while wrapping up dinner) when I asked for theirs... they were awesome!

So, if you ask a celeb for their autograph and they say no. Do not hesitate to tell "You know what... without fans you would be on the streets cleaning car windshield and holding up a sign that says 'I can't find a job because i have no real world skill' or 'will suck dick for money' because, you know what... You are a cock smoker and why don't you go fu@k yourself". It wont effect the star... but everyone in line will give you "oooos" and "Ahhhhs" for tell him off.

I hate movie stars.........