Re: Heromorph Caption contest.

Posted by Wasmith on 2009/5/1 5:37:05
1 - Too poor to afford a plumber, Ron makes his wife Erlene unclog the drain.

2 - While proudly carrying the results of their farming efforts in the annual produce and vegetable parade, the farmers had gotten used to the fact that the peculiar mushrooms grown in the small African country of Zambala often invoked hilarious responses from the crowd.

3 - Renee was confused. While the standard Terminator had said "Come with me if you want to live", SkyNet's latest terminator model insisted on giving her the Heimlich maneuver on the spot.

4 - "Damn, I am soooo tired of playing tight end".

5 - "I see yer problem right here... ya got a leak in yer radiator".

6 - On his last day in the White House, Bush noticed that Michelle Obama had apparently already started moving some of her lingerie into the residence.

7 - Bruce was proud of the team, but was still annoyed that they had failed to raise enough money at the bake sale to buy matching tennis shoes.

8 - Rei's constant injuries had finally taken their toll, much to Shinji's embarrasment.

9 - The office dress code memo - "Black T-shirt and khaki shorts" day - had apparently been overlooked by Fred, who tried his best not to look too obvious.

10 - The swastika was bad enough... but the white triangle on the window was just plain annoying.

11 - Sure, it was a cheap shot, but Diana needed to learn once and for all not to come in the Watchtower men's room.

12 - The first thing that came to Cap's mind was "are the muscles on that guy real?"

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