Re: Heromorph Caption contest.

Posted by DarqueImages on 2009/5/1 11:15:32

1. I told you, no lotion...it gets in the hole again
2. proving the mythos that its true what they say about black guys and zize. ( not trying to sound racist)
3."Its babies! Kiss the babies!!!
4. so I see those buns of stell excercises are really working out for you. OR "lest see you take the Browns to the SuperBowl now"
5.when your valet is a chmpanzee...OR "When your speeder is going Mach 1, it's probably best not to give chase"
6. W. got him some of that ghetto booty.
7. Hearing the rumor thatSupes is gay in the newest script for Superman, thousands showed up to audition, breaking out in an impromptu rendition of "YMCA"
8. Last year, they dressed him up as a cheerleader" or.." this poor boy, he's gay for life because of his sisters"
9. after hearing far too many "faster than a speeding bullet" jokes, Supes decided to walk to his next rescue..
10. Are you sure this is a taxi?
11. She shoulda had a V-8.
12. Feeling the blow from his death in the comics, real life Capt. is reduced to this... "Last week, I had to make and appearance at a gay fantasy party...", the superhero said as he started crying.