Re: Worst pick up lines ever!

Posted by Winterhawk on 2009/8/27 13:58:25

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away."

"You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."

"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

"Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get."

"How is your fever?" When you reply what fever, he says, "Oh... you just look hot to me."

"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."

"Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'."

"Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious."

"If being sexy was a crime, you would be on America's most wanted list."

"Can I have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you."

"Your one tall glass of water and I'm real thirsty."

"Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!"

"Is your dad in jail? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

"Are you cold? Because I've been undressing you with my eyes."

"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see."