Re: McChees This

Posted by Guest on 2005/9/23 20:42:18

My name 'Shade' comes from the definition, which means 'ghost', because I was a legendary warrior who lived in Norway in the 1700s. I was a viking warrior who slayed men just for looking at me cock-eyed. I was known for having 'the nuts of legend', testicles so powerful that they could turn men to ash at the mere sight of them.

I was struck down by an ex-girlfriend I fathered illigitimate kids with. The child support payments made it impossible to feed myself, so I died, making me a ghost. Hence 'Shade'.