I have to ask..... WTF??

Posted by DarqueImages on 2012/9/13 23:50:25

Recently, I did something I haven't done in a while.... that's right, I bought some comics. it was a nice stack of more recent Marvel and DC titles and after reading through them I was left with questions... Mainly... Wtf? The Hulk/ Banner bald and now Banner is insane while Hulk is the dominant form and the Hulk is more intelligent than he's ever been... Wtf? Deadpool is a blonde haired white boy, wait... Didn't he used to be a crispy, deep-fried black guy....wtf? Amazing, Astonishing, Spectacular, Avenging, Scarlet, Black, White, Chicano... How many damned Spider-men are there...wtf? The first Lantern wasn't the guy that came out, but a guy that was locked up because he was too dangerous...wtf? Venom is now a mercenary Punisher type...wtf??

I'm so frickin' confused man!!! Make it stop! Seriously, why the Hell are they screwing with classic characters like that? Just....WTF? ESPECIALLY YOU MARVEL... Just...just....WTF????