Re: Heavens Ugliest Women
Posted by chillyplasma on 2007/12/1 22:47:01
Be careful with that riddle you might break it, it's so old it's an antique.
I remember it as being a cabin on a mountainside.
When it comes to fireworks, the British Commonwealth usually celebrates on November 5th.
And my favourite joke of all time:
This guy is waiting in line to buy train tickets to and he can't help staring at the cashier's huge breats. When it is his turn he says "Hi, two pickets to Tittsburgh please... Oh my god! I'm sorry! I meant two tickets to Pittsburgh."
the guy standing in line behind him pats him on the shoulder and says "Don't worry, it's called a Freudian Slip, it happens all the time. Why just the other morning at breakfast I meant to say to my wife 'Please pass the salt' and instead I said 'You f*cking b!tch, you ruined my life.'"
I remember it as being a cabin on a mountainside.
When it comes to fireworks, the British Commonwealth usually celebrates on November 5th.
And my favourite joke of all time:
This guy is waiting in line to buy train tickets to and he can't help staring at the cashier's huge breats. When it is his turn he says "Hi, two pickets to Tittsburgh please... Oh my god! I'm sorry! I meant two tickets to Pittsburgh."
the guy standing in line behind him pats him on the shoulder and says "Don't worry, it's called a Freudian Slip, it happens all the time. Why just the other morning at breakfast I meant to say to my wife 'Please pass the salt' and instead I said 'You f*cking b!tch, you ruined my life.'"
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