Re: Blues Brothers

Posted by BikerBot on 2006/5/4 19:07:41

[Jake falls to his knees]
Jake: Oh, please don't kill us!
Please, please don't kill us!
You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault...

Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.

Jake: No I didn't. Honest...
I ran out of gas.
I, I had a flat tire.
I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from out of town.
Someone stole my car!
There was an earthquake!
A terrible flood!
Locusts!

IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!