Re: Some jokes are just lost on people.

Posted by Darkwinter999 on 2007/11/18 13:37:17

Family guy

Peter: You know, I don't really trust guys who say they know celebrities.
Brian: Why not?
Peter: 'Cuz of-. Well, remember-rembember that time that guysaid he knew a bunch of rappers?
<cut to memory of a lunch with some nameless guy noone knows.>
Peter: Those-those are a bunch of empty candy wrappers.
Guy: Well, uh....look at this! It's 50 cent!
Peter: Noooo no, that's just 2 quarters.
Guy: Okay, look! Snoop dog!
Peter: No that's just-that's just Brian. Okay, you don't really know any rappers, do you?
Guy:Uhhhhh......Hey look! Barbara Streisand! Hey Barabara!
Guy runs across the street to a BBQ sales lot.
Brian: Now that isn't even close.
Peter: Man, this guy's nuts! I'm going home.

Guy: Whoa!*ducks* Barabara, is that your mother?! No, wait, it's just a barabaque. Or is it? AAAA!*ducks again*