Re: Some jokes are just lost on people.

Posted by petercotton on 2008/3/20 14:01:34

damn, you guys made me dig out my quote book.

"The piano player hangs from piano wire?But the player piano carries on." - Thursday

this is a couple of random excerpts from the great indie comic, Dogwitch

Dolores: Oh dear?they?re all STICKY on the INSIDE and I appear to be WEARING them?
Ralphie: Yeah? Well it don?t get no better out here!
Dolores: Ohh?they taste like butterscotch!?


Ralphie:Well, Vi?looks like once again we?re up SH*T CREEK, in a big sh*t house, with a big sh*t sign over it, and it?s all your fault!
Violet: No kidding. What does the big sh*t sign say?
Ralphie: YOU ARE HERE.

Dolores: Ralphy. Is she asleep?
Ralphie: Well, she?s definitely below the RECOMMENDED level of consciousness. The old lush finished off the rest of the moonshine. I feel a bit sh*t-faced just from the fumes!?

Former Band member: What the hell are you messing with?

Violet: BAD-ASS-EVIL-PSYCHO-MOJO! Why? What the f*** did you think I was messing with?
You think the f***ing fairies are gonna help us Prefabricate, Regenerate, and Reanimate a CORPSE?

Former Band Member: But you said there?d be fairies.

Violet: Well, I lied.