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Posted by OCP on 2008/5/1 9:14:36
A 90 year old man meet a friend at the local bar and say:
- Hey, bud! Long time no see. I have some news for you. I got married with a 20 year old girl last month and guess what? She's waiting for a baby already.
His friend look at him for a while and reply:
- Lemme tell you a story I've heard: Some guy went hunting for lions, but dumb as he was, he took an umbrella thinking it was his gun.
After awhile deep in the jungle, a lion came running towards him with the intention to attack. The guy pull his "gun" and aim, a loud bang is heard and the lion falls dead at his feet...
- Hey, that's impossible!!! An umbrella can't kill the lion...Someone had to fire the shot for him...
-..... My point, exactly!
- Hey, bud! Long time no see. I have some news for you. I got married with a 20 year old girl last month and guess what? She's waiting for a baby already.
His friend look at him for a while and reply:
- Lemme tell you a story I've heard: Some guy went hunting for lions, but dumb as he was, he took an umbrella thinking it was his gun.
After awhile deep in the jungle, a lion came running towards him with the intention to attack. The guy pull his "gun" and aim, a loud bang is heard and the lion falls dead at his feet...
- Hey, that's impossible!!! An umbrella can't kill the lion...Someone had to fire the shot for him...
-..... My point, exactly!
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