Re: So...What you feel about Heromorph

Posted by chillyplasma on 2007/10/31 3:23:06
Ah Heromorph, you have provided me so much entertainment over the years. Sometimes making me laugh, sometimes making me angry? but that?s what good entertainment does, get you involved (and make you buy carefully placed products).

My favourite thing at Heromorph is the? hit counters! Yes, comments and ratings are nice but they come from only about 1%. But the hit counters show you how many are looking. I like all the other stuff too.

I guess I don?t like that I have a complete inability to win in the HM awards or monthly challenges. I think the closest I came was when I was coming first, second and third in the cover challenge for two weeks, then in the last few hours I was voted way down.
And the other little thing that bugs me is artists who put ?Enjoy? under their stuff, because I resent being told what to do.

But I really LUV the freaks, and in fact I think in some ways it?s a pity they get banned.

(here?s some of the favourites I can remember)
There are the general freaks, like those who post comments on pictures giving WAY too much information on whatever theories they have on the character. There was the guy who obsessed over one picture of mine with a really weird fetish and actually created three accounts so he could agree with himself. And there was brave anonymous bitch who stopped by for a while just to attack us all because there were ?rape? pictures on the site.

Back Alchemy, this guy had a real big ego and seemed to want lots of respect just because he?d been around a while. The thing I remember most is he would always crow how he and Hubcap started the site. Yet at a time when there was a lack of management and an absent Hubcap, BA would always dodge any responsibility for decisions with ?I can?t make a change, it?s Hubcap?s website?.

Level 1. This guy was completely delusional, I think he tried to copyright the love heart symbol. And he would go to great lengths to try and persuade people that the stuff he stole was real art that he created. Again he created a second account to support himself.

Commander Alpha Star (or whatever). Had a long list of fantasy ranks and titles in his signature. Most memorable for posting his demands of FREE AND I MEAN FREE links to pornography of hot women having sex with aliens. He would also try and start petitions to get extra channels added to his basic cable package, cheap bastard. His special ability was to completely ignore three forum threads on the front page and post a new thread on the same topic.

Vagabondseye. Guy claimed to be a rocket scientist somewhere. Also claimed to be the world?s first ?gunwriter?. Came in, took a quick look around and decided he could manip better than any of us. When we decided his stuff was crap I think it was our fault for not appreciating his superior style.

Billy. Ah Billy, I miss the posts where you tell us how you spent the night crying because Heromorph means so much to you. I miss seeing you try to flirt in the shoutbox with lesbians who lived two time zones away from you. And after you were made a Herald I miss those tearful posts you made about standing side-by-side with whoever and fighting to the death for? whatever. Nice, completely misplaced, but nice. Of course when there was the slightest hint of possible trouble Billy went running for the hills (in tears).

Of course the one I don?t miss, the biggest jerk of them all is? me! (Hopefully) I have pissed off more members than anyone else (possibly excepting Shade ? but he?s gone too). It?s a wonder I haven?t been banned?

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