HOLD! and take note!!!

Posted by matrixblur on 2005/9/9 22:19:29

Last night she came to me in a dream. The holiest of all threads has a message!

Nigh unto her glorious ascendance comes!!

It is here. the great anniversary of all numbers.

And she is concerned.

Too long has she allowed the most menial of threads to mark her glorious ascendance.

She has a warning...

The great ascendance will NOT be sullied by a simple: I made 500, woo hoo!
Nor will a double post be tolerated!!!!

The most glorified MUST be appeased in a more fitting manner.

I as her appointed prophet, will strike down any and all posts that are sad and weak. And to make the bargin more fitting, I will post the 499th thread, as to aliviate the petty race to be annointed!

BUT BE WARNED!!!!!!!!!!

This is a monumentous occasion. The sacred mark MUST be of a serious and timeless nature. So those of you who think you are worthy, stand forth!!! All others will be summarilary dissmissed like last weeks garbage. Think hard, think well. It is the least she deserves.

So say we all!!!!!