Re: Superman trivia?
Posted by BikerBot on 2006/6/27 20:07:52
How can Superman ever reproduce?
(If he has sex with Lois Lane, not only will he rip her from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout, in the throes of passion, but his Kryptonian sperm will riddle her human body as it exits his thingie. And no, he won't do Supergirl, don't be a cad, she's his cousin!)
Did Superman ever masturbate as a teenager?
(Of course not, otherwise the skies over Smallville would have been deafening with sonic booms, as well as Cherenkov radiation as the sperm reached trans-sonic speeds.)
For more humorous bits, I highly recommend Larry Niven's Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.
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*Hee hee!*
(If he has sex with Lois Lane, not only will he rip her from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout, in the throes of passion, but his Kryptonian sperm will riddle her human body as it exits his thingie. And no, he won't do Supergirl, don't be a cad, she's his cousin!)
Did Superman ever masturbate as a teenager?
(Of course not, otherwise the skies over Smallville would have been deafening with sonic booms, as well as Cherenkov radiation as the sperm reached trans-sonic speeds.)
For more humorous bits, I highly recommend Larry Niven's Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.
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Biohaz_Daddy wrote:
Here's a good Superman trivia question:
How many monkeys can Superman fit up his butt?
There are two exceptable answers...
All of them.
or
As many as he wants.
*Hee hee!*
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