Sci-fi channel's,excuse me now the trade-markable (sic) Syfy, back alley abortion remake of Flash Gordon. Absolutely the single worst mind numbing skull F**k I have ever had the misfortune to almost watch. I say almost because, well it was on my TV, my eyes were on the screen but nothing seemed to resonate. I realized it was my brain trying to protect me from the horror painfully unfolding before my eyes.