Re: The Great Superhero Smackdown Round 2
Posted by Biohaz_Daddy on 2006/7/4 8:24:54
The Crimsom Noodle
Friedrich Wilhelm Heinrich Alexander von Humboldt explored much of South America between 1799 and 1805. During his extensive exploration he made many important discoveries and countless important scientific observations. One of which was not the Crimsom Noodle.
While in Columbia Humboldt completely overlooked the small purple entity that had lived among the Muisca for ages. However, Juan the donkey handler did notice Crim, and thought he had found a golden opportunity to make a name for himself as well as a few bucks. Crimsom had his own ideas. He made a deal with Juan. If Juan were to keep his existence secret Crim would reveal the location of the legendary city of El Dorado.
He was able to parley that into a few years of living on the doll in Juan?s home village. That is until the village?s men folk discovered why all the females were unusually happy. Crimsom had been having indiscriminate relations with almost every woman including some thought far too old for such activities. He was close to being lynched, but was protected by the loyal women. That is until they discover he was just as friendly to the livestock as he was to them.
He barely escaped with his life into the surrounding country side. Traveling south he eventually made his way into the heart of the Amazonian rain forest. He stayed hidden there until the 1970s when he emerged in Rio de Janeiro during Carnival. He couldn?t have been happier to have left the monkeys behind.
Now the multi-billionaire head of Crimsom International the Crimsom Noodle returns to his jungle roots in Heromorph?s Great Superhero Smackdown.
Name: The Crimsom Noodle
Date of Birth: Unknown
Height: 3? 2?
Hair: None
Eye Color: None
Distinguishing Features: He?s a big purple noodle
Powers: The Crimsom Noodle has the ability float and move by an unknown means of locomotion. He also seems to be able to conceal his limbs and other bodily parts completely from view. Oh then there are the bio nuggets.
Friedrich Wilhelm Heinrich Alexander von Humboldt explored much of South America between 1799 and 1805. During his extensive exploration he made many important discoveries and countless important scientific observations. One of which was not the Crimsom Noodle.
While in Columbia Humboldt completely overlooked the small purple entity that had lived among the Muisca for ages. However, Juan the donkey handler did notice Crim, and thought he had found a golden opportunity to make a name for himself as well as a few bucks. Crimsom had his own ideas. He made a deal with Juan. If Juan were to keep his existence secret Crim would reveal the location of the legendary city of El Dorado.
He was able to parley that into a few years of living on the doll in Juan?s home village. That is until the village?s men folk discovered why all the females were unusually happy. Crimsom had been having indiscriminate relations with almost every woman including some thought far too old for such activities. He was close to being lynched, but was protected by the loyal women. That is until they discover he was just as friendly to the livestock as he was to them.
He barely escaped with his life into the surrounding country side. Traveling south he eventually made his way into the heart of the Amazonian rain forest. He stayed hidden there until the 1970s when he emerged in Rio de Janeiro during Carnival. He couldn?t have been happier to have left the monkeys behind.
Now the multi-billionaire head of Crimsom International the Crimsom Noodle returns to his jungle roots in Heromorph?s Great Superhero Smackdown.
Name: The Crimsom Noodle
Date of Birth: Unknown
Height: 3? 2?
Hair: None
Eye Color: None
Distinguishing Features: He?s a big purple noodle
Powers: The Crimsom Noodle has the ability float and move by an unknown means of locomotion. He also seems to be able to conceal his limbs and other bodily parts completely from view. Oh then there are the bio nuggets.
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