THE 2006 DODGE & BURN AWARDS

Posted by Dodge & Burn Awards on 2006/12/2 19:53:16

We welcome once again one of the sites most popular and anticipated events. The Dodge & Burn Awards.
The D&B's are a lot like the Peoples Choice Awards.
Unlike the Morphies, this one is a little more tongue-n-cheek.
Also somewhat unique, everyone can participate, and win in this. Even noobs and lurkers

However, only submissions to this thread will be voted on. In most cases, entries (pics, stories, comments, threads) that have Not won a previous award will be considered first.

Categories are:

GALLERIES:
Sexiest Chick
Hunkiest Dude
Sexiest pose
best rear view
Scariest chick
"worst way to go" pic
most bodacious bod
Best WW pic ever (each D&B we will feature a different character)
naughtiest pic
Most disturbing, but I can't look away
I don't get it pic
funniest manip
funniest drawing
funniest 3d
most moving scene (compelling, appealing)
cheesiest cheesecake pic
best action in a scene
awesome special effects
most used to pleasure myself with
most insane detail
best use of a gorilla in a scene
most obscure character
most clever concept manip
most clever concept drawing
most clever concept 3d
aww, thats sooo cute...
best manip of oneself or other member
Thats just wrong!
cult favorite
I don't know why, but I just love this
favorite model choice

FORUMS (or gallery remarks):
most confusing comment ever
most flattering comment
funniest comment

FAN-FICTION:
most compelling story
most clever concept story

MEMBERS:
sexiest member
most shameless promoter
curmudgeon of the year!
most picked on
not picked on enough
coolest member name
best signature
most polite
most back hair
needs a life bad! (most industrious)
loves to see their own type (biggest chatterbox)
most convictions (double-meaning)
should be institutionalized
heromorph mascot
so funny ya just wanna smack 'em
most underrated
sandiest vagina
biggest noob move (somebody do something noob-ish?)

If you are not sure what the category means then just submit an entry that you think fits best. We are not even sure what some of them mean. Some may be redundant. Some may be useless. Some may even be offensive. Maybe there should be an award for that. Hmm....
If you cannot think of an entry, skip it. These are meant to be fun. Entries do not win anything, just the accolades of being the best at something. That, and Junior will not make fun of you in the shout-box for one whole month!

Use this forum to submit entries. Voting will be done once the submissions are final. It is okay to submit an entry that someone else has already submitted.

You can most certainly submit yourself or one of your own works. Who else is going to know better how funny you are, or how much back-hair you have. And it will place you in the forefront for most shameless promoter!

If you know of a category that is not listed, but must be represented, submit that here too. But be warned. It may be ignored, since it was not my original idea, and I am a control freak.

To submit your entries:
Copy and paste the catagories into your reply, and submit your entries' LINKS (if applicable) under the appropriate category. Reasons for your choice are optional.

Just remember, even if it IS the cutest pic ever, if you don't submit it here, it won't get voted on. And you won't win a prize. Which is nothing. So don't be shy. Nominate or die! (Puffy told me to say that)