Re: Call to judges!
Posted by MissVee on 2004/11/4 22:11:04
I'll do it for a bottle of Vodka (or Wild Turkey)
Judge Joke:
JUDGE: Atty. Smith and Jones, I've called you into my Chambers on a serious matter. Smith, you gave me $20,000 to rule in favor of your client, what do you have to say?
SMITH: Well, Judge...
JUDGE: Jones, you gave me $15,000?
JONES: Well, I...
JUDGE: Smith, I'm giving you a refund of $5,000 and I'm going to call it fairly.
(These amounts are only suggestions - you can give me more...)
Judge Joke:
JUDGE: Atty. Smith and Jones, I've called you into my Chambers on a serious matter. Smith, you gave me $20,000 to rule in favor of your client, what do you have to say?
SMITH: Well, Judge...
JUDGE: Jones, you gave me $15,000?
JONES: Well, I...
JUDGE: Smith, I'm giving you a refund of $5,000 and I'm going to call it fairly.
(These amounts are only suggestions - you can give me more...)
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