Re: Katma Tui Fanthread

Posted by Thayne on 2006/3/20 6:18:35

Today on Iron Chef, Katma's saggin boobs!!!....... All six sets of them!

Back in the day, when I was a lil kid. My sister and I used to constantly fight over who was gonna get the tv for Saturday Morning cartoons. One of the shows she knew damn good 'n' well to back away from was....... Spiderman and his Amazing Friends. I was addicted to that show! Spiderman, Firestar, Iceman, HELL YEAH!

Then one day I'm watchin and Firestar and Iceman pop off with being members of the Xmen. I was soooooo freakin blind sided by kick @$$ mutants I'd never seen, I didn't care that they just called the comics world liars. Back then Nightcrawler was freakin awesome!

Years later I'm with my mom at the grocery store and I see Classic Xmen. The issue that started the whole Pheonix thing. Something about the suit Jean Grey wore caught my eye and I got my mom to buy it. Again, Nightcrawler was the sh!t!

Later on, a bud of mine finds out I'm into comics and he shows me some of his. What blew me away? Xmen INFERNO..... Havok freakin rocked in that! So I said "First comic shop I find, I'm collecting Xmen" By the time I did find one near where I lived and started collecting Xmen, Jim Lee had done his 2nd issue and the next issue was the start of the whole X-tinction Agenda.

Ok so now that you know some of the background........ I got some questions.

#1. What the hell kind of name is U-Go-Girl????!!

That sounds so freakin retarded! Seriously, I mean It's a damn phrase we used back in 7th grade. That's 1987 for you calculatin folks. Imagine how the neighbors feel! Every single time the parents yell "Yugo! Get your @$$ in this house right now! It's dinner time!" I'd sell at a discount rate just on that premise.

#2. Who the hell told the artists for Marvel Knights that they could draw?

Really people, I took my nephew to his first comic shop when he was 8. All over the shelves is Marvel Knights this and that. And everything looked like they used freakin chicken wire dipped in used diapers to draw. Not to mention everything was sooooooooo freakin dark. I understand setting a mood, but at least set it with style! I don't want to open a book and find out my Xmen were taken over by a nuclear embalmed trailer park.

#3. What were you people smoking when you decided "Hey, lets kill Psylocke and ditch Rogue"?

I damn near hated them for dumping LongShot and Dazzler. But then they go and screw with 2 characters I considered a major part of the whole mythos. STOP IT!

#4. When are they gonna get a real artist?

YEAH, back in the day Art Thirbert did the Xmen so freakin well, I thought he was an Xman! Then the dream team of Chris Claremont, Scott Williams, and Jim Lee came along and kicked the doors down! Hell, even adding Whilce Portacio to the mix was a hell of a move. So what happened? The smart pills run short on supply? After they all left the artists kept sucking and sucking and sucking. And the last 3 times I've been to the comic shop I STILL ain't impressed.

#5. Are they even lucidly aware enough to know the cartoon screwed it all up??????

C'mon, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Nothing pissed me off in my life more so than finding out the cartoon said Collossus was an honorary member. *cough*BULLSH!$*cough* Oh and Jean Grey turns all Dark Pheonixy with Gambit around??????? Kiss my rosey red arse! If you're gonna do the story, do the freakin thing right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!