| Re: Heromorph Caption contest. |
Subject: Re: Heromorph Caption contest.
by pijon on 2009/5/1 14:46:25
1. Due to his lack of education and experience, poor Cletus couldn't find work as a plumber and ended up working as a plunger instead.
2. The worst part of addiction to penis enlargement drugs: finding pants that fit.
3. "One of us, one of us...gooble gobble, ..."
4. Rex deeply regrets his misunderstanding of what the coach meant when told he'd "have to take one for the team"
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4. Jarius reminds the QB why his team is called the Packers
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4. "Well, Coach WAS yellin' that he wanted to see more penetration from our defense in the 2nd half."
5. Sadly, this early experiment in hybrids did not get better gas mileage.
6. "See, this here's my proof that Kanye feller's wrong... (heh heh) George Bush luuuuvs him some black wimmen!"
7. The bald dude in the kilt is really, really hoping he won't be mistaken for Lex Luthor.
8."Girls, do you think after this comic-con ends, I can have my testicles back?"
9. Due to continued increases in inflation, not even Super is what it once was.
10. Nazi supremists offer free rides to prospective suckers looking to buy a vehicle which runs solely on white power.
11."If I can keep this amnesia thing going, maybe she'll keep forgetting not to swallow."
12. Jr. discovers a menu provides a simple and effective way to keep undercover vice cops at bay as he attempts to prostitute himself as "cheap meat for sale"
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12. Everyday, JR. spends a few hours outside Burger King promoting their new menu in exchange for a paper crown as payment.
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