I'm sorry ... I can't stand the thumbnails on the Lady Heromorph's Picks section. Dead animals?!? It kinda sucks, too, because I have - for the very first time - TWO images up in that section (I am very honored and appreciative). If I've missed something explaining this, please excuse me ... but is there any friggin' chance that this long overdone April Fool's joke will end soon?

-signed, Cry Baby

Dear cry baby,
Sorry, i'm sure the roadkill express needs some explaining so i guess i will have to be the one to do so.. roadkill is usually something that has been hit correct? yes of course it is. usually roadkill has one or more eyes popped out as well.. correct? yes , naturally... so basically what the roadkill express is trying to say is this.... if you wish to view some eye popping, knocks you for a loop and makes you think you died and went to heaven... click on me !!
signed~ The Slayer!!
p.s.
have a nice day , and thank you for shopping heromorph =)

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Naaaaa,looks like someone just got bored again is all,it started out as college mascots and now it's roadkill?!?

Ahhhh... it only took 3 days to get a thread on this. I am impressed. Well, I guess you have to click on every one of them to figure out which one is yours... and apparently you did because you know you have two images in the top 10. Makes a point...

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Yeah... Yaeh, What Buffy said...

Next week... Dismembered Body Parts.....

...eye-popping ... went to heaven ... gotcha.

All I'm saying is that, while I am always eager to
look at the work that is being recognized from week-to-week,
I don't like wading through roadkill and fish to get there.

And by the way,
if a joke needs a paragraph to explain it,
it's probably time to get some new material.

Sorry -- didn't sign in before that last bit.

It's a sickness... either you get it or you don't.

How many Banjo Pickers does it take to eat Road Kill?

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Two. One to watch for traffic while the other one eats.

On a more serious note - I agree w/ Shump that we should go back to the legit top ten. If I had known this was the theme, I would have done Rocky & Bullwinkle as Road Kill.

Really Shump... It isn't a joke... it is mearly a way for everyone in the top ten to get more hits on their images. And it is working. I tell you what... next time you are in the top ten, I will do.... er... I mean, Lady Heromorph will do a nice clean thumb so you will know you made the top ten and then you can pat yourself on the back. (Yes, that was sarcasm and in no way meant to be mean... that is the problem with typing... you can't grasp the "tone")
Don't worry... I think she is running out of Ideas.

Now, go click on the raccoon who's spirit left him via his pee-hole.

At least I didn't post this picture of MatrixBlur'd Dog.

Now that would be a joke....

LOL

yikes.
Sorry, McD.
You're doing ... uh, Lady Heromorph is doing a fine job. :oops:

Dear Jr,
I cannot believe you found that photo of his dog!! shameless I tell you!!! damn dog could have at least rented a room!! tell me, how did the "coonpupies" turn out anyways?
Signed~ The Slayer =)

No worries Shump ole buddy... I...damit.. er.... Lady Heromorph has something very special for you next week. And you are going to absolutely HATE it. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah <------ Lady HM said that.

hey at least Jr isn't getting his thumbnails from www.ratemypoo.com

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Oh look at Mr. Give-Jr-Ideas :poke:

Sounds like this topic would be PERFECTfor a front page POLL.
After all, since traffic and participation is what the Lady wants, why not put this question to the community? I mean, since we've considered other site changes in the past, as well as other important topics ... like which is your favorite comic book adjective.

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Now that is just a sh!tty idea.

LOL

Hmmmmm..... lemme see .... this week's Lady heromorph Picks images......

Things with triggers? No.

Things with handles? Uh, uh.

Things that are sharp?!? Nope.

WAIT!! WAIT!!! I GOT IT!!!

Everyone's a TOOL except me!!!

GARSH, Jr! You sure know how to make a feller blush! :oops:

All is definitely forgiven. You ... er, I mean, Lady Heromorph sure knows what she's doin'!