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Nut-Jobs
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I tell ya this site is chock full of nuts. This joint is wall to wall full of the wonderful oddballs. There isn't a day that goes by where one devinely flawed goof isn't entertaining his/her fellow patients with something inspired.

I wont name them, but chances are if you are reading this, you are one of them/us. Good on ya.

Heromorph Rocks!




Eff the Bung-Holes...

Posted on: 21 06 06 05:11 pm
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i agree

Posted on: 21 06 06 05:27 pm
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*raises glass*
*drinks*

*THUD*

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There is some remote possibility that some at this site could construe this thread as including me/myself/I/and others residing in the brain known as MsVee. Those who might believe that I/we/us are included in this sad category are sadly mistaken, and I'm sure Bio & the Mods would agree with our Shrink who says we'll be out by the turn of the Century.

However, I/we are actually writing to clear up the cat controversy. It is true that curiousity killed the cat, BUT that was only the first of nine (9) lives. I hope that clears that up for everyone.
sincerely, Ms/Mrs/Mss Vees's

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um, yea!
*rifles through Daruma's pockets*



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*pretends to still be asleep*

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um, yea!
*rifles through Daruma's pockets*

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Daruma wrote:
*pretends to still be asleep*


Is that because you really enjoy it when Matrix rifles thru your pockets..

Are you going to rub him down after

Posted on: 21 06 06 08:04 pm
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Is that because you really enjoy it when Matrix rifles thru your pockets..


At this point, it's the most action I've seen in months...

Quote:
Are you going to rub him down after


He can't afford me. Especially if he's going through MY pockets...

Posted on: 21 06 06 08:18 pm
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He can't afford me. Especially if he's going through MY pockets...


its true. all I found was an old subway token, 2 gummie bears and a photo of Bruce Lee in the shower

Posted on: 21 06 06 11:18 pm
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Not only is this place full of nut-jobs...it's owned and run by them.
Maybe you should create a new welcome message? Maybe something like: "Give us your insane, your twisted, your perverted masses, yearning to ogle roswell porn for free."

Posted on: 22 06 06 06:25 am
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Buncha geeks.

Nut Jobs? The only nut jobs around here are the ones that... Uhm... errr... well... uhm... Hey BLur... get your hands out of Daruma's pockets... you sick M-onkey! And no... that pizza is still fresh... it has only been sitting out for 45 minutes.. NOOOO that isn't mold... that is green cheese... trust me... eat it. You don't want to... give it to Daruma... he will eat anything... especially if you give him a dollar. Remember that time you ate that Barbie head... oh man... that was priceless... how did it pass? Did you eat it again? And remember that time that that parrot started cussing at all those kids... man.. I couldn't control myself... I wanted to kiss that parrot! He was all "Hey...@#$# You..." and "gO #$&% yourself you little booger eaters!" and "Hey is that your mom... I sure would like to #$%# her!". The kids loved it... and I don't think any of them know what #$%@ means.

Hey... what are we talking about here?

Posted on: 22 06 06 07:02 am
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.......figures I would just notice I am "Mental" in this tread

Posted on: 22 06 06 02:17 pm
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.......figures I would just notice I am "Mental" in this tread

It has been that way for a few months...

Posted on: 23 06 06 09:10 am
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for some of you I'd say since birth

Posted on: 23 06 06 11:18 am
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I never said I was sane...those were the voices in my head [seriously though, this place is a lot more fun than some of the bore-fest sites I've become a member of, just wish that I could visit here more often ]

Posted on: 23 06 06 07:48 pm
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I agree, I lurk here for entertainment, edumacation, and a laugh or two, and I rarely go empty handed (wait! what did I just say?)

What I mean is that this is a great community and I am glad to be allowed to be a parasite on it.

Posted on: 23 06 06 08:54 pm
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jediadept wrote:
... and a laugh or two, and I rarely go empty handed...


You like browsing the members gallery huh?



Posted on: 23 06 06 11:03 pm
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Posted on: 24 06 06 05:08 am
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all I found was...a photo of Bruce Lee in the shower


Cool! Can I have it?

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