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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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The Love Gun!!!! That still makes me laugh.....




"You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"

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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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For ambidextrous women,

"Some girls can only use one hand but your so hot god made it so you can use two, wanna give my dick a try?"

Posted on: 23 07 09 01:36 pm
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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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Quote:

ReddEra wrote:
For ambidextrous women,

"Some girls can only use one hand but your so hot god made it so you can use two, wanna give my dick a try?"


Hubba Hubba... you had me at Ambidextrous.....


"I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour."

Posted on: 23 07 09 08:02 pm
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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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If I gave you a silk teddy, would there be anything in it for me?

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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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Do you mind if I hangout on your stomach for a half an hour or so?

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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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"You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies."

Posted on: 24 07 09 11:50 am
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FCK

all I need is U !

Posted on: 24 07 09 02:11 pm
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Did it hurt falling from Heaven? cause Heaven is missing an Angel!

After that failed "Well I guess a blow job in the parking lot after the bar closes is out of the question then."

Posted on: 26 07 09 11:06 am
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Is there room in your pants for two?

I bet I can flip you and dick you, before you can throw me and blow me!

I would love to see your tulips on my organ.

I bet that shade of lipstick would look great on the head of my dick.

As good as I look now, I look even better in your bed.

Posted on: 26 07 09 11:30 am
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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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@ Dar



"How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"

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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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Girl you must be Jamacan, because ja makin' me crazy!

Posted on: 29 07 09 11:54 am
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F C K....all that's missing is U.....

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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'

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Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.

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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

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"Hi, I'm extremely wealthy."

"Let's slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini."

Posted on: 3 08 09 08:35 am
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Just got hit on by the line artist for the Wheel of Time comics by Dabel Brothers.
We were talking about me being pretty and looking for jobs.
Chase Conley

"Yay for Genes is G**damn right!
I'd love for you to come apply at my business hahaha"

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"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away."

"You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."

"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

"Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get."

"How is your fever?" When you reply what fever, he says, "Oh... you just look hot to me."

"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."

"Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'."

"Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious."

"If being sexy was a crime, you would be on America's most wanted list."

"Can I have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you."

"Your one tall glass of water and I'm real thirsty."

"Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!"

"Is your dad in jail? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

"Are you cold? Because I've been undressing you with my eyes."

"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see."

Posted on: 27 08 09 01:58 pm
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