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MAY Challenge!!!
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(Jan, Feb, March, April...May!) yeah, May!

This month's challenge comes from our own Mr. Lord Bikerbot. (although he will try to pass some of the blame off on me. don't beleive him! Hes the one who told Iceman that "Hot Springs" was just a name)

May's Challenge has been dubbed, "Unlikely Summer jobs."

Self-explanatory, right? Yeah, I wish.
Take your chosen established hero (or villian), manipped, posed, 3d, sketched, WHATEVER, and depict them in an unlikey occupation. "Unlikely" meaning two things: based on their powers or personality, the job would not be a good fit for them. And two, if you can picture them being successful at it, its NOT an unlikely job!

Only one rule really. Make us laugh. If your wife or mom doesn't laugh when you describe your idea, start over.

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Sounds like fun to me.

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Examples:
The Human torch as a gas station attendant.
or an ice cream vender.
or a park ranger.

get the idea? Good! Off ya go!

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Gots a few ideas floating around already :)

Posted on: 3 05 05 07:06 am
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I have a question. Does it have to be a 9 to 5 job, or can it involve swing shifts? Also do you want official job titles or layman's terms. And is a 2H Fabercastle legal? By the way, would you like 1 layer or 2 layers of paint under everyone's thumbnails just before dinner?


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Blue Beetle as a Exterminator? OH wait... sorry... he is dead! Nevermind...

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Thayne, go back to sleep.

JR, I think the fact that hes dead, makes it even funnier

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Tick as exterminator (played by Rep. Tom Delay)

Iron Man as attendant in a MRI Room.

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Ok, these are the ones I thought up, I feel I am allowed to share them:

The Hulk as a watchmaker...

Mole Man as an optometrist...

Husk as a runway model...

Superman as a clinical drug testing volunteer...

Electro as a PC repairman...!



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Iceman working in a steel plant
Spiderman in a Tefflon plant
I may go for one if not both of these :)

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Summer slob jobs
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I've got the ultimate bad summer job.

Black Bolt as an Opera singer.

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The Flash as a chess player

Invisible Woman in public relations

The Hulk in public relations! (hah, just came to me)

The Thing in a beauty show

Batman in a daycare center

The Punisher as a prison warden

Dare Devil as an artist. ("Now for a little blue... blue... bluuee... hmmm...")

Oooh! Oooh! How about Superman as a reporter!? And he can change his appearence by putting on a pair of glasses and changing his hair style! Nobody'll know! Hahaha!


Waaait...

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The atom as a sumo wrestler??

Posted on: 7 05 05 02:28 pm
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Does the minip have to be funny?

could it be an advert of a character selling something that they just would not sell
eg: batman working in a gun shop etc..

This would meet the Criteria of the challenge no?

anyway hears one
Aquaman as a fish-monger.

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"Funny" can be a relative term. I don't want to get mired in what one thinks is funny and what one does not.
You may choose to create whatever you fancy, I will submit as long as you specify it is for the May challenge.
I suppose the level of humor will be decided by the voters.

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thanks for clearing that up for me.

(maybe I should of said amusing... same thing I suppose)

by the way like the new avatar

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Personally, I think everyone should take this challenge very seriously.

No Funny business!!


Try to make an emotional picture, extra points for a social commentary.


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Winter is soooo banned.........he's not even allowed to vote.



And StarChild? I hate you.

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Huh? What did I do? Ohhhhh right I kinda gave away your May Challenge idea right. Yer really gonna hate me once you see my entry.

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How about :
Hulk as an anger management counselor?
Human Torch as a short order cook?
Ghost Rider as a motorcycle cop?
Morbius as a blood-mobile driver?
Spider-man as a pizza deliver guy?

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