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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!

Subject: Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
by Masterchief on 2009/7/26 11:30:40

Is there room in your pants for two?

I bet I can flip you and dick you, before you can throw me and blow me!

I would love to see your tulips on my organ.

I bet that shade of lipstick would look great on the head of my dick.

As good as I look now, I look even better in your bed.
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