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Subject: Good Advice
by Darkwinter999 on 2007/10/20 10:44:26
Don't ever look a gift camel in the mouth. They spit.
Don't ever look a gift donkey in the @$$. They kick (and it's a bad view).
If you want to get ahead in life, use a bone saw. It won't get stuck on the spine.
You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose. 
Hot is red. Blue is cold. Unless it's really hot, cuz that's blue too. Never touch a blue flame.
Anyone who says they can smell opporitunity ought to be committed. Opporitunity is odorless.
Loo,loo, skip to my loo!
Loo,loo, skip to my loo!
Loo,loo, skip to my loo!
Skip to my loo my darlin'!
Wouldn't skipping just make her pee everywhere? 
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