Re: Some jokes are just lost on people. | Subject: Re: Some jokes are just lost on people. by Darkwinter999 on 2007/11/18 13:37:17
Family guy
Peter: You know, I don't really trust guys who say they know celebrities. Brian: Why not? Peter: 'Cuz of-. Well, remember-rembember that time that guysaid he knew a bunch of rappers? <cut to memory of a lunch with some nameless guy noone knows.> Peter: Those-those are a bunch of empty candy wrappers. Guy: Well, uh....look at this! It's 50 cent! Peter: Noooo no, that's just 2 quarters. Guy: Okay, look! Snoop dog! Peter: No that's just-that's just Brian. Okay, you don't really know any rappers, do you? Guy:Uhhhhh......Hey look! Barbara Streisand! Hey Barabara! Guy runs across the street to a BBQ sales lot. Brian: Now that isn't even close. Peter: Man, this guy's nuts! I'm going home.
Guy: Whoa!*ducks* Barabara, is that your mother?! No, wait, it's just a barabaque. Or is it? AAAA!*ducks again*
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