| Return of the Retard |
Subject: Return of the Retard
by chillyplasma on 2008/10/19 16:59:58
The Real Reason The Empire Lost
(including footage cut from Return of the Jedi)
Officer: We just lost our bridge deflectors!
Captain: Intensify forward firepower I don't want anything to get through.
Private Douchebag: Um, if I was going to bother pushing the Intensify Firepower button don't you think I would have done it when the battle started?.
(burning ship heads towards bridge)
Captain: Intensify forward firepower!
Private Douchebag: Why? That guy's already on fire, he'll explode in a minute anyway.
Officer: Too late!
Private Douchebag: See, told you... ahhhh! I'm burning! I'm going to mess up the navigation controls!
(meanwhile in the engine room)
Engineer 1: Hey the bridge is telling us to change course to collide with the Death Star.
Engineer 2: Sure, whatever.
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