Subject: Re: Return of the Retard by JrMcDeath on 2008/10/20 9:16:20
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chillyplasma wrote: The Real Reason The Empire Lost (including footage cut from Return of the Jedi)
Officer: We just lost our bridge deflectors! Captain: Intensify forward firepower I don't want anything to get through. Private Douchebag: Um, if I was going to bother pushing the Intensify Firepower button don't you think I would have done it when the battle started?. (burning ship heads towards bridge) Captain: Intensify forward firepower! Private Douchebag: Why? That guy's already on fire, he'll explode in a minute anyway. Officer: Too late! Private Douchebag: See, told you... ahhhh! I'm burning! I'm going to mess up the navigation controls!
(meanwhile in the engine room) Engineer 1: Hey the bridge is telling us to change course to collide with the Death Star. Engineer 2: Sure, whatever.