Re: Iron Man movie | Subject: Re: Iron Man movie by hatman on 2006/7/7 14:58:21
Quote: JrMcDeath wrote: Tom Cruise? Are you kidding me... Iron Man should be a little bit of an intemidator... not a Ewok in a metal suit. That dude is so short... and has a short man complex... that he makes the director put him on a wood box when he does a kissing scene so that people think he is at least as tall as Nikky Kiddman. Short-little-still in the closet-no acting-believe the earth was created by aliens-brainwashing-ewok jackoff.
We like to go to used-bookstores, garage sales, etc; and buy up used copies of "Dianetics" and any of the "Battlefield Earth" series...wait until winter...and then use them to start fires in the fireplace. That's all they're good for...tinder.
Mike says Johnny Depp for the part...I'd say good idea...but, David Tennant ( current Dr. Who ) is my choice. ![](http://heromorph.com/heromorph2/uploads/smil4354003230d4d.gif)
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