| Re: Iron Man movie |
Subject: Re: Iron Man movie
by Divine_Monkey711 on 2006/7/5 10:08:47
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JrMcDeath wrote:
Tom Cruise? Are you kidding me... Iron Man should be a little bit of an intemidator... not a Ewok in a metal suit. That dude is so short... and has a short man complex... that he makes the director put him on a wood box when he does a kissing scene so that people think he is at least as tall as Nikky Kiddman. Short-little-still in the closet-no acting-believe the earth was created by aliens-brainwashing-ewok jackoff.
I don't know man. I can totally see Tony jump up and down on a couch screaming "I've totally got the hots for the Wasp! Yeah, Baby! Wooooo!"  At least when he's drunk. Which is pretty much all the time.
Regardless...the movie will stink. Some dude in an high-tech armor? Too 80's. Too boring. 
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