Re: Call to judges! | Subject: Re: Call to judges! by MissVee on 2004/11/4 22:11:04
I'll do it for a bottle of Vodka (or Wild Turkey) Judge Joke: JUDGE: Atty. Smith and Jones, I've called you into my Chambers on a serious matter. Smith, you gave me $20,000 to rule in favor of your client, what do you have to say? SMITH: Well, Judge... JUDGE: Jones, you gave me $15,000? JONES: Well, I... JUDGE: Smith, I'm giving you a refund of $5,000 and I'm going to call it fairly. (These amounts are only suggestions - you can give me more...)
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