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Subject: Re: Katma Tui Fanthread
by Thayne on 2006/3/13 17:25:19
Used to read some Green Lantern Corps. Made me sick that Hal Jordan was Mr. Spotlight and everybody was always bulletproof. I want people to DIE! I want heartache, turmoil, y'know I want green Xmen 
Seriously that's what I hated about DC. I absolutely hated Superman cuz he was sooooooooo damn untouchable. Then someone told me he got his @$$ kicked by werewolves and it made me buy an issue. I want blood and guts, I don't want cookies!!!!
Yeah I was a Captain Atom addict, but that was a straight science fiction story to me. That and Colonel Eiling was such an @$$hole, I loved it!
Batman....... hated him to start with cuz I grew up with the happy camper 70's batman who always had a damn moral to your momma's stories. Then they started killing Robins! Then they broke his back! Then they started putting him in other time periods, and then they went back retold the story from the 1940's. No Robin. And Batman was damn near a murderer  So Batman is ok, sometimes............
I mean really, when I first bought the green lantern corps. I saw lots and lots and lots of aliens. I swear I open the book up and Hal's face is plastered on every 2nd panel of every page INCLUDING the Hostess twinkie advertisements! And dammit, He's smiling! What the hell? When a planet is bein shot at buy a Vogon with halitosis. You don't assume the position  and smile about it! You go out and KILL somethin!!!!! So then, I hear Hal went evil. So friggin what, the focal point is still Mr smiley man assumes the position. And then I hear he's dead. Well it's about damn time! Then someone comes along and tells me he's the new spectre. Um, who cares. He's dead I'm happy, the world is better now. So I get to thinkin hey that means John (the black guy) is center stage. Can't go wrong with a black guy. I pictured Sam Jackson turnin the corps. upside down. But noOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo lets give it to some prepubecent lil crackhead who likes to........ assume the position!
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