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I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader, and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dog sled, and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English and French, not American, and I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peacekeeping, not policing; diversity, not assimilation; and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A touque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced zed: not zee ? zed!!
Canada is the second largest land mass! The first nation of hockey! And the best part of North America!
My name is BOB !! And I am Canadian!
... Thank you.