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Re: Hawk went down, liked it, and stayed down
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Other times it's like seeing the token white guy in a movie but x2.


Token White Guy? What kind of movies do you watch?

watching these two guys talk trash makes me feel like I am watching Deliverance... Don't paddle your canoe thru their trash talking... they might ask you to squeal like a pig.

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Re: Hawk went down, liked it, and stayed down
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Other times it's like seeing the token white guy in a movie but x2.


Token White Guy? What kind of movies do you watch?

watching these two guys talk trash makes me feel like I am watching Deliverance... Don't paddle your canoe thru their trash talking... they might ask you to squeal like a pig.


Yeah...and we ALL know how much like a squealing pig JrMcD sounds, especially when...oh, never mind, His lawyer will have a hissy fit!

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Re: Hawk went down, liked it, and stayed down
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Wake Bio, I am about to kick your butt!!




What's that you were saying? I musta nodded off there... Oh, I see you are in the delusional phase of your psychosis... Nice!

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Well, seeing as how I've had a few days to think about it. I guess I wasn't too far off the mark. I mean it's Canada vs Wisconsin.

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Re: Hawk went down, liked it, and stayed down
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Well, seeing as how I've had a few days to think about it. I guess I wasn't too far off the mark. I mean it's Canada vs Wisconsin.


This coming from the guy from Kentucky

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Honoring a Worthy Opponent
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I just wanted to take a moment out from the "trash talking" to really say how much I respect Mr. WinterHawk. Not only as an opponent, but as a man. He has been able to touch so many people, even with his crippling social dysfunctions, and all without a single conviction. Despite being born with freakishly under sized balls, he is able to look on the positive side, and say that at least by comparison his small pecker appears normal sized. But being hung like a Ken doll is not all that he's had to overcome in his life. There's the abnormal whiteness to his skin that forces him to live underground. The chronic masturbating that prevents him from holding a job outside of the food service industry. His having lost the left hemisphere of his brain in a tragic huffing incident as a blue haired teenager. The loss of his thumbs during the filming of his first gay porno as the lead bottom. And so much more... Despite all this he still carries on. He has found love and has married... his sister. He has developed not just one successful professional career, but several in a multitude of high paying industries... in his mind.

Mr WinterHawk is a man to be held in unique admiration. Please join me in applauding him in this his last tragic hooray.

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now that's trash talking.
to bad you suck

Posted on: 14 06 08 11:21 am
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Biohaz_Daddy wrote: The chronic masturbating that prevents him from holding a job outside of the food service industry.


Excuse me...I work in the food service industry...and we are not all suffering from 'chronic masturbation'.

Got it?

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I work in the food service industry too, and I'm only there for the masturbation!

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Biohaz_Daddy wrote: The chronic masturbating that prevents him from holding a job outside of the food service industry.


Excuse me...I work in the food service industry...and we are not all suffering from 'chronic masturbation'.

Got it?


Where did I say all food service workers were chronic masturbaters? It would be ridiculous to assume that people in food service with that problem were any greater than say 99.5% of the total that also happen to be Heromorph members. I guess what I should have added was that food service workers have reading comprehension problems...

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I guess what I should have added was that food service workers have reading comprehension problems...


I don't have reading conservation problems either.

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I work in the food service industry too, and I'm only there for the masturbation!


I THOUGHT someone was reading my personal copy of "Wonder Woman-SuperMILF"

Getcherown! And, hey, Bio...your fresh fugu is ready for you...Bon Appitite!

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... And, hey, Bio...your fresh fugu is ready for you...Bon Appitite!


I don't wear that hip hop stuff.

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hey Bio....

You suck

Posted on: 16 06 08 10:24 am
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hey Bio....

You suck


Apparently I suck... dammit.

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... And, hey, Bio...your fresh fugu is ready for you...Bon Appitite!


I don't wear that hip hop stuff.


Fugu, you ninnyhammer, is freshly prepared pufferfish...a great delicacy in Japan.

I fixed yours sushi-style...NOW GET OVER HERE AND EAT!!!

Posted on: 22 06 08 03:31 pm
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... And, hey, Bio...your fresh fugu is ready for you...Bon Appitite!


I don't wear that hip hop stuff.


Fugu, you ninnyhammer, is freshly prepared pufferfish...a great delicacy in Japan.

I fixed yours sushi-style...NOW GET OVER HERE AND EAT!!!


Sorry, can't stop hammering yet. Too many ninnies not enough hammers.

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what few people realize is that Mike spends countless hours at home hitting him self in the head with a rubber mallet that has ninny hammer carved into the wooden handle.

Posted on: 23 06 08 08:24 am
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what few people realize is that Mike spends countless hours at home hitting him self in the head with a rubber mallet that has ninny hammer carved into the wooden handle.


What most people realize is that after "you suck" Hawk runs ou of material and needs to stretch what he steals from other in a pathetic attempt to mask what we all already know.

Winterhawk> < Biohaz Daddy

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and what even fewer people know is that Bio masterbates constantly when he types. even when he replies to this message. He will be masterbating .... and chanting the words. "Take that you dirty little fucker" while wearing his underwear over his head.

Posted on: 23 06 08 11:38 am
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