In the May Wizard there was a bit about some guy from "The Ultimate Fighter" show could beat Batman, Daredevil, Captain America, Winter Soldier and Wolverine.

Batman - pulling on his cape and pull him off balance and pulling his mask over his eyes

Daredevil - get on top of him, don't let him use his feet, some Brazilian jujitsu, box his ears

Captain America - he's a guy with Marquee of Queensbury rules of boxing so kick him in the nuts, eye poker

Winter Soldier - grab his hair and wrap it around your fist...he'll go wherever you want.

Wolverine - maintain distance till he gets a swipe with those claws...if you've got a knife, hamstring him, send him down and give him a boot party

So what do real comic book fans think???

All i know about Batman is from "Batman Begins" and The Ultimate Guide book but there is noway some TV fighter could beat Batman nor is he that dumb not to have his cape on some sort of quick release for just in case of such event

Batman - quick release cape clip, then kick TV fighter ass.

Daredevil - beat TV fighter with his cane, then kick TV fighter ass.

Captain America - block TV fighter with his sheild, then kick TV fighter ass.

Winter Soldier - quick release hair clip, then kick TV fighter ass.

Wolverine - even if he let TV fighter inside to hamstring him, he'll heal up, then kick TV fighter ass.

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I could take em

Has he ever read a Wolverine comic? Hamstring... yeah, that is going to keep him down... probably wouldn't even drop him....
This TV Fighter is just jealous because he knows that he actually couldn't take any of them so he made up funny ways to take down the above mentioned heros.

Hawk.. let me know when the match is set up... I will pay-per-view that!

Any Ultimate Fighter - just toss a copy of "Men's Muscles" and a jar of lube into the ring, sit back and have a cappacino. Wait for him to fall asleep hugging page 39, then jam the empty jar of lube up his bum.

If he's asleep then you've already won - you don't NEED to jam the jar up his arse.


But, on the topic, I'm going to be really radical here and claim 'Comic book characters aren't real'.
Trying to figure out who would win in a fight between a real person and an imaginary character is... ah forget it.

<fanboymode>I think Captain America could beat anybody by throwing his shield at them - because that's what you do with shields.
And Cap doesn't take steroids! It's called 'Super Soldier Serum'. Just because it gives exactly the same results as steroids is mere coincidence.</fanboymode>

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Matrix would, he likes jamming things up arses.

And Jr pay per view thursday July 12th - 75 bucks. send payment via paypal to winterhawk200@yahoo.ca, sign up now and get a discount of $5. I'll let you know what channel to watch the day of the fight......... Honest

As a sneek preview my secret weapon with be, a gun. I think I got this one covered. lets see him punch the bullet...effin punk

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Done... now... what channel?

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He doesn't punch bullets... he catches them in his teeth.