
@ chilly. I get this at work all the damn time. I love seeing their reactions to the 2 things I have to say.
1. "I never touch a pencil for less than a hundred dollars"
They always recoil in horror for that one

2. "You ever heard the term starving artist?! There's a reason for it, y'know!"
They usually start fast talking and saying they'd be willing to pay, then you hit them with number 1.
The smartest one I ever heard was "Nah, I think I'll just do it myself."