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Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to this year's Dodge & Burn Awards. I see Jack Nicholson is here, or at least the ape that has been injected with his DNA is. Oh look, there's Joan River's head. Still doesn't look a day over 500, isn't she amazing?
[/Billy Crystal voice. Think Futurama.]

Well, we had a pretty good turnout for the voting, and The Judges want to give a big shout-out to all of you who participated. It was a very close race in seven of the nine Manip categories, which was reflected by the spread of the votes. (Every Manip in Best Marvel Babe was voted for at least once!) The Judges appreciate the difficult decisions the voters had to make. Artists, you should feel proud just to have been nominated, because you were in very good company!

We have a few ties, which you will see shortly. The Judges have set up a poll to have a run-off, Here is the link. Nothing like an Election Year, eh?


Avatars for the winners may be created by the artist, created by another artist, or, in the case of the winner already having a Custom Avatar, be handed out to another artist or member. (It's yours to do with as you please.)

May I have the first envelope, please? (Suzanne Somer's head, ladies and gentlemen! What a trooper.)
In the Category of Best DC Babe, the three finalists are-

1.-An Amazon Among Us by Android (*Applause!*)
2.-Black Canary by QuantumFX (*Applause!*)
5.-RRRock! By JrMcDeath (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- Black Canary by QuantumFX!

(The Judges had a feeling this might win, but the competition was fierce in this category. A grand win!)


Next envelope, if you will. Over here, dear, walk this way. Honey, if I walked that way I'd be out of a job! Mae West's Reincarnation, folks! Still a trooper, 800 years later!
In the Category of Best Marvel Babe, the three finalists are-

3.-"Explosive!" Kylie Bax as Binary by BikerBot (*Applause!*)
6.-Polaris by Optical Intruder (*Applause!*)
8.-Sage by Furious Max (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- Oh my, when was the last time this happened? Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a three-way tie! This will have to be resolved in a run-off Poll. That Poll can be found here.

Time for the next envelope. And, Hey, it's Gallagher! Who knew this comedian could last 600 years? Just amazing.
Anyway, In the Category of Best Other Comics Babe, the three finalists are-

2.-Bubbacita Fett? by Jr.McDeath (*Applause!*)
3.-Fairchild by Android (*Applause!*)
9.-The M.O.A.P. By QuantumFX (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- Bubbacita Fett? by Jr.McDeath!

(This was also a very close race. Good job, Artists!)

Another envelope, if you will. Bugs Bunny, Ladies and Gentlemen, Bugs Bunny! His conversion to reality really went well, don't you think?
In the Category of Best Original Character Babe, the three finalists are-

1.-Bloodfire by Winterhawk (*Applause!*)
6.-I see Angels! by Jr.McDeath (*Applause!*)
9.-Raven by Batmic (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- I see Angels! by Jr.McDeath!

(Good Heavens, let's hope this isn't another Lord Of The Rings fiasco!)

Next envelope, please. And it's-the Gelatinous Mass from Venus! Hey, how are ya? I haven't seen you for years! Still working the Borscht Circuit?
In the Category of Best First Picture, the three finalists are-

1.-Brooke Burke as Homicron By Bikerbot (*Applause!*)
5.-Lonely knight in Gotham by Cmeza (*Applause!*)
9.-Supergirl by Aharmona (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- Brooke Burke as Homicron By Bikerbot!

(The Judges would like to say that they were surprised that such a loudmouth could also Manip, but go figure! This was also a tough category, it was neck-and-neck!)

Next envelope, please. Ladies and Gentlemen, Robert DeNiro's Clone! How the hell are ya!
In the Category of Best Dude Picture, the three finalists are-

4.-DareDevil By Winterhawk (*Applause!*)
10.-Luthor By Android (*Applause!*)
12.-Thor: God of Thunder by The_iMiJ_Factory (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- Luthor By Android!

(A truly outstanding Manip! Good Job!)

Next envelope, please. (Alternate Universe Captain Kirk sneaks up behind Billy Crystal.) Hey! What are you doing-Ladies and Gentlemen, the Real Captain Kirk! Boy, it's like Old Home Week tonight, isn't it?
In the Category of Best Non-pinup picture, the three finalists are-

3.-"Justice League International: Breakdowns" tribute By Winterhawk (*Applause!*)
5.-Ms Marvel - in the crosshairs by Furious Max (*Applause!*)
10.-WONDER WOMAN & GIGANTA by Justinblong2003 (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- Ms Marvel - in the crosshairs by Furious Max!

(Congratulations, Max! Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!)

Next envelope, please. Ladies and Gentlemen, Edvard Munch's The Scream! We all knew that painting would eventually show up, eh?
In the Category of Best Special Effects in a picture, the three finalists are-

3.-Human Torch by Batmic (*Applause!*)
7.-"Storm Unleashed" by MatrixBlur (*Applause!*)
11.-Vision Animated By Freshmutt (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- Human Torch by Batmic!

(Again, almost every Manip in this category got a vote! good Job, Artists!)

Next envelope, please. Eh? Oh, what a surprise, Ladies and Gentlemen, it's My Own Clone! How are ya, fella?
In the Category of Best Comedic Picture, the three finalists are-

2.-Bad Casting - Will Ferrell as the Flash by Brick (*Applause!*)
3.-Bad Casting Contest: Woody Allen as The Hulk by Quinn (*Applause!*)
7.-Mrs. Cereal Killer takes BadDog69 for a walk by BikerBot (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- Bad Casting - Will Ferrell as the Flash by Brick!

(Again, almost every Manip was voted for in this category. Artists, you are all funny!)

Now it's time for the Forum entries, Ladies and Gentlemen. Again, the voting was close.

Next envelope, please. In the Category of Best Artist Supporting, the three finalists are-

Bikerbot (*Applause!*)
Dragondack (*Applause!*)
Winterhawk (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- Winterhawk!

(Congratulations, Winterhawk, you deserved it.)

Next envelope, please. In the Category of Best Assistance To A Fellow Artist, the three finalists are-

Batmic (*Applause!*)
Black Alchemy (*Applause!*)
Winterhawk (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- Winterhawk!

(Again, Well Earned. And your competition deserved to win, to.)

Next envelope, please. In the Category of Best Comment Or Forum Entry, the three finalists are-

1.-Angelophile:Hah! I don't share my Roswell porn with anyone! (*Applause!*)
5.-The Entire Thread of- The Book of BikerBot, Supreme Being (*Applause!*)
8.-The entire thread of "How do you know he's not MY sidekick?" (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- Hokey Smokes, it's happened again, another threeway tie! Again, Here's the Runoff Poll. Who'd'ave thunk it?

Next envelope, please. In the Category of Most Outstanding Personality, the three finalists are-

Baddog69 (*Applause!*)
Bikerbot (*Applause!*)
Furiousmax (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- Bikerbot!

(Well, what did you expect?)

The Final Envelope, please. In the Category of Funniest signature line in the forums, the three finalists are-

Optical Intruder: "If you're so powerful, grow your legs back, stand up, and fight me!" (*Applause!*)
RobZero: Hurry up and finish ~ I don't know how much longer I can complain! (*Applause!*)
Winterhawk: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- RobZero!: Hurry up and finish ~ I don't know how much longer I can complain!

(It is pretty funny. This also was a close race.)

There you have it, Ladies and Gentlemen. Winners, please contact Winterhawk or me, The_Dodge_And_Burn_Awards, to receive/discuss your Avatars.

Congratulations, everybody! We will see you next year!

The Judges

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Re: Thanks Everyone
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hmmmmmmm......


all this....and modesty too......

congrats guys, you all deserve it!

heres the cold one for you
and two for my losing butt...

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Congratulations !!!
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Yes Sir All is Well!
And a Big Hardy Congratulations to everyone!

Now WinterHawk How about Manipping a more detailed one of those trophies into a picture that we can all see so we all will know what they really look like

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Congrats to all the winners!!!
As for all you loosers, get the hell out of here! Oh, wait a minute.. I'M one of the loosers. Damn! (I swear it's all part of the worldwide anti-monkey conspiracy...)

Anyway, you know it's a good contest when EVERY single winner was a worthy one. I honestly don't think anyone reacted to the result by saying "the wrong candidate won". I guess the counting of vote's didn't take place in florida. Hah!

I for one can't wait till next years contest. Keep up the exellent work, people!

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Get out there and vote... we have awards to... oh wait... the voting is over... Gawd I am glad that is over... If I logged on and saw one more sly comment from BB or WH trying to get everyone to vote in the shout box I was going to puke!
But their efforts seemed to pay off. I too would like to thank everyone for voting and see y????????all in the next competition. I will be having a huge after-voting party for all that want to attend... Black tie and bring your own???????? High class!!!!
Keep up the good work everyone!
JR

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Wow! Results from the awards are impressive indeed! Glad to see some of my favorite pics up there. The winning pics are certainly well deserved.
Some surprises, some not. Congrates to JR, who I believe, is his first time using a computer (), and to walk away with a few awards! Very respectable.
I was suprised that I didnt see more of a showing from the adult gallery, though. There are some really cool pics in there. definately if there was a "most relentless artist" award, BA would have a full mantle (is that why you're tryin to appease him with his own gallery? ).
I think its a great idea to give personal icons to the winners (I wouldn't mind havin one of my own someday), because generally most of the award winners are also the most active members on the site, and deserve unique representation. But what about those who win, and already have an icon; or those who won 2 awards? What do they get? 2 icons? I know, maybe their own gallery... or Winter's car... or one-on-one chat time with BB, and his infantile wisdom. I mean, "infinite" wisdom.
Take Winter for example. Already has an icon, wins 2(?) awards, is a moderater, and can pretty much have whatever he wants anyway. What do you award the guy who has everything? I know, I have a 32 page pdf of broken links. I hear he likes those.

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have to congratulate all of the winners. some impressive winners....some of the best stuff out there on display here folks...take a look and learn.

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I Have to congratulate every one involved. And a big congrats to all of the winners (except BB, of course)
Thank you to everyone that voted and that sent in the nominations and a extra Big Thank you to Hubcap for making this site for all of us to hang out.

Thanks.

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Thanks DDack, WHawk, et al for compiling this and giving us something to *ouch* think about (I always cramp when I do that)

and congrats to us all (oh, wait, I didn't win either)....

Hmm I may have to go urin8 on something......


...where's BBOT's leg

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I'll go with you baddog...LOL.... Who wrote that speech? congrats everyone

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Just a post to make it official.

Next envelope, if you will.
In the Category of Best Marvel Babe, the three finalists are-

3.-"Explosive!" Kylie Bax as Binary by BikerBot (*Applause!*)
6.-Polaris by Optical Intruder (*Applause!*)
8.-Sage by Furious Max (*Applause!*)

And the winner is-"Explosive!" Kylie Bax as Binary by BikerBot

Next envelope, please. In the Category of Best Comment Or Forum Entry, the three finalists are-

1.-Angelophile:Hah! I don't share my Roswell porn with anyone! (*Applause!*)
5.-The Entire Thread of- The Book of BikerBot, Supreme Being (*Applause!*)
8.-The entire thread of "How do you know he's not MY sidekick?" (*Applause!*)

And the winner is- The Entire Thread of- The Book of BikerBot, Supreme Being

Congrats

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Congrat BB!!!!

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And congrats to you as well, Jr.

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No... really.. Thank you
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No... it is all you!!!!!

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perhaps another (third) awards ceremony? specifically for the adult category?

questions?
comments?

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perhaps another (third) awards ceremony? specifically for the adult category?


Well adult pictures are included in the D&B awards (mind you not many made the FINAL nomination list), also they have their own categories in the annual Heromorph awards.
I don't think I would want to run a third awards, they r a lot of work. But hey, Kalli If you wanted to organize something feel free.

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I don't think I would want to run a third awards, they r a lot of work. But hey, Kalli If you wanted to organize something feel free.


AHA!AHAHAHA!!

Yeah, go for it, Kalli.

*hee hee hee!*...

Really. You'll love it.

It's easy...


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