**THE MOTHER OF ALL THREADS**
.... who do u think should play wonder woman?

................originated on 1/20/2005 at 23:48 by spidey2525
.........good, bad or indifferent, what a long strange trip it?s been

It?s strangely poetic that Joss Whedon announced that his project is as dead as the
.......proverbial Norwegian Blue parrot, just as this thread reaches 1000 posts



1) Charisma Carpenter


2) Charisma Carpenter (over and over and over?)



3) Matrix Blur, with a relative???



4) Pamela Anderson



5) Gillian Anderson



6) David Arquette



7) Catherine Bell



8) Bridget Moynahan



9) Karen McDougal



10) Elisha Cuthbert



11) Monika Schnarre



12) Joanie 'Chyna? Laurer



13) Jack Black



14) Gwyneth Paltrow (wearing the fat suit from ?Shallow Hal?)



15) Elton John



16) Terry Farrell



17) Furious Max



18) John Candy



19) Rosanne Barr



20) Michelle Rodriguez



21) Lucy Lawless



22) Cathy Lee Crosby



23) Darcy Donavan



24) Joe Piscopo



25) Ali Landry



26) Jenny McCarthy



27) Leonor Varela



28) Cher



29) Linda O'Neil



30) Halle Berry



31) MissVee



32) Mae West



33) Judy Garland



34) Joan Crawford



35) Shannon Doherty



36) the Olsen twins



37) a pair of conjoined twins



38) Greg Kinnear with Matt Damon



39 ) various cheeses



40) Monica Belucci



41) Lynda Carter



42) Stephanie Seymor (as portrayed by Furious Max)



43) Holly Marie Combs



44) Brick



45) Laura Bush



46) Jessica Simpson



47) Tiffany Amber Thiessen



48) Ashlee Simpson



49) a photo of what can only be described as a Shoggoth



50) Drew Carey



51) Mimi (Kathy Kinney)



52) Jessica Biel



53) Christina Applegate



54) Bea Arthur



55) Divine Monkey (self nominated, and will need to shave legs)



56) Carmen Electra



57) Pandora Peaks (both of them)



58) Bette Midler



59) Tori Spelling



60) Jennifer Beals



61) Bridget the midget



62) Elizabeth Montgomery



63) Wolf (also self nominated, and wants to wear the bustier)



64) Tammy Faye Baker



65) Mojo Jojo



66) Catherine Zeta Jones



67) Victor Wong



68) various burgers



69) Brooke Burke



70) Liam Neeson



71) Leslie Nielsen



72) Dixie Chicks



73) Shades? swollen third testicle (often referred to as ?Shades balls?)



74) Dita von Teese



75) Alyson Hannigan



76) Terellbeckangelil - a CGI amalgam of Teri Hatcher, Elle MacPherson, Rebecca Romijn and Evangeline Lilly



77) FireyPhoenix2005



78) RuPaul



79) Ozzy Osbourne



80) a drunk @$$ beat up unshaven Nick Nolte



81) Abe Vigoda



82) Sally Jesse Raphael



83) Oprah



84) Whoopie Goldberg



85) Mama Cass



86) Clay Aiken



87) Isla Fisher



88) Dina Meyer



89) Shannon Elizabeth



90) Denise Richards



91) Julie Strain



92) Tyra Banks



93) Rosario Dawson



94) Adrianna Lima



95) Adrianna Lima (over and over and over?)



96) Jessica Alba



97) Miss Piggy



98) dog poo



99) Ed Harris



100) Linda Lovelace



101) Marilyn Chambers



102) Lamb Chop



103) Ted Raimi



104) Angelina Jolie



105) Kelly Monaco



106) Morena Baccarin



107) Michelle Trachtenberg



108) LeeAnn Tweeden



109) Kate Beckinsale



110) Calista Flockhart



111) Arlo Guthrie



112) Angela Lansbury



113) Warren Beatty



114) Anne Ramsey



115) Wendie Malick



116) Ralph Nader



117) Jolene Blalock



118) Mel Brooks



119) Al Bundy



120) Jessica Lang



121) Emily Booth



122) Emmanuelle Vaugier



123) Laura Prepon



124) Natalie Portman (with a boob job)



125) Stormy Daniels



126) Goldie Hawn



127) jediadept *blush*



128) Roseanne Barr (nekkid) *gag*



129) George W Bush w Dick Chaney as Wonder Girl



130) Jeff Goldblum (he?s pretty FLY *sorry, bad pun*)



131) Sister Mary Stigmata (aka the Penguin)



132) Claudia Christian



133) Frankensteined
............Jessica Alba's ass,
............Rhona Mitra's tits,
............Adriana Lima's face,
............Angelina Jolie's lips,
............Julianne Moore's legs,
............Cookie Monster's eyes



134) Emily Deschanel



135) Haifa Wehbe



136) Paz Vega



137) Mia Maestro



138) Sofia Vergara



139) Jennifer Connelly



140) Kevin Federline w NERF balls for boobs



141) Marina Sirtis



142) Maria Menounos



143) Marcia Brady (Maureen McCormick)



144) Pamela David



145) Rena Sofer



146) Captian Barbosa (Geoffrey Rush)



147) Delta Burke



148) Rhona Mitra



149) Naureen Zaim



150) Natasha Henstridge



151) Nina Hartley, Christy Canyon and Jenna Jameson?(there?s a threesome to ?Wonder? about)



152) Jorja Fox



153) Katherine McPhee



154) Tom Cruise? kinda



155) Jill Wagner (Mercury spokesmodel)



156) Rachel Bilson



157) Joss Whedon



158) Jodi O'Keefe



159) Shilpa Shetty



160) Rakhi Sawant



161) Riya Sen



162) Priyanka Chopra



163) Depak Chopra (OK, I just threw that in)



164) Mary Carey



165) Jim Carrey



166) Harry Caray (I just threw that in too)



167) Carry Me Home (oops! gettin? carried away)



168) Stephanie Leonidas



169) Darian Caine



170) Nicole Kidman



171) Kimberly Williams Paisley



172) Camille Belle



173) Josie Maran



174) T?nia Mara



175) Blythe Metz



176) Mia St. John



177) Anna Falchi



178) Ana Serradilla



179) Donna Feldman



180) Denise Quinones



181) a really hot chick at Winterhawk?s office



182) Billie Piper



183) Michelle O'Neil



184) Doom



185) Ghostrider



186) Jack Nicholson



193) Pee Wee Herman



194) animatronics



195) claymation



196) stagnation



197) a muppet



198) a sock puppet



199) and a sock monkey



200) even the thread itself!!!





'This thread... it's GOD... It encompasses all, and all come together as one;
........every being alive joins as one voice in the song of the universe.
..All hail and praise the glory that is the holy WW thread! So was it always,
.................so is it now, so shall it always be' ~ MatrixBlur


.'It's not who 'IS' Wonder Woman that this glorious eternal thread is about,
.......but rather, that Wonder Woman 'IS', and that, chum, is the key.
....For Wonder Woman is shining justice, this thread is Wonder Woman,
...........so therefore, by definition, this thread is shining justice.
....................And that, is very nifty indeed' ~ the Tick!


...'Who cares... the movie's going to suck anyway.' ~ various and many



.........................Embrace the Thread!

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Wow... last but not least. Nice post!!!!!!

Well there jediadept my man that was a great recap of the entire thread and very well put together too!

So just to add to the again & again
I will say Charisma Carpenter!

I don't know if anyone has said this yet but how about putting Lynda Carter in the movie somewhere. Not as wonder Woman but somewhere.

Thank you everybody.

There was a bit more to it than just slapping a tiera on all the candidates. I tried to inject a bit of humor too!

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I thought I said I wanted to wear the panti...hmmmmm, let me think.

OK, if I can wear the bustier, I'll go for it.

Meanwhile, a serious question. Since it seems that this thread is here for a while longer...when R we gonna start charging it rent? I've noticed that some of the shingles on the roof are looking kinda drab...JrMcD's little box in the bathroom closet is looking kinda worn and torn...the batpole from the 3rd floor to the 1st floor kitchen needs re-gilding...and my room in the basement could use another coat of paint. Plus, the phone bill has gotten outta hand; what with 'SOMEONE' calling "1-900-'Hot'-'Thrd'...at all hours of the night, might I add, and leaving the seat down in the lavoratory!

So...who wants the job of telling this 'thread' of ours it's time to get a job...or something!!?

You know what happens when you let her slide off the main page... she gets angry... Do NOT let it happen again.

Punky Brewster



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I liked her... until I saw her religion.

i hate hangovers...

this movie will suck. i meant to put that other comment here. i don't care if it's milla jonavich or a ressurected Audrey Hepburn , it'll just be bad and bring back the horrible curse of comic book adaptions.

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Me? I mean no disrespect to any Scientologists who visit here. You believe what you wanna believe...and I'll do the same.

And right now, I believe I'll have a cup of herbal tea.

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We are not alone...

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Hey pretty lady... whatcha doing hanging out at the bottom of the forums?

Jar Jar Binks would make for a great WW

Gotta agree with Fireyphoenix2005, this movie will suck, especially now that Joss Whedon is not involved.

Hollywood has a major blind spot where it comes to ladies in spandex, for some reason they are unable to look beyond the titilation factor to other things of 'lesser importance' like plot, dialoge, cinematography etc.

i'm sure i am saying nothing that wasn't brought up many.. many pages ago..

Incidentally Dragondack, Soleil Moon Frye? She's gorgeous, no question, but she's like, what.. 5' 2"? Remember her in the episode of Friends where she kept hitting Joey? She'd have fitted in his pocket. Not my idea of our statuesque amazon.

Although they could populate the rest of the cast with short people to make her look bigger! Just like Joss did in Buffy with the.. oh yeah, Joss quit. :(

JediAdept - work of genius

Quoth Winterhawk:
Jar Jar Binks would make for a great WW

Quoth Jar-Jar Binks:
Hmmm... yousa point is well seen, Ooh moi moi I love you!

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Thank you, I enjoyed doing it.
At first, I thought it would be too big for the forums, but it worked!

uummmmmm......

could someone please pass the sugar down this way?

Thanks.

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I can't really speak for Jar Jar, but I'm sure he loves you too.