We welcome once again one of the sites most popular and anticipated events. The Dodge & Burn Awards.
The D&B's are a lot like the Peoples Choice Awards.
Unlike the Morphies, this one is a little more tongue-n-cheek.
Also somewhat unique, everyone can participate, and win in this. Even noobs and lurkers

However, only submissions to this thread will be voted on. In most cases, entries (pics, stories, comments, threads) that have Not won a previous award will be considered first.

Categories are:

GALLERIES:
Sexiest Chick
Hunkiest Dude
Sexiest pose
best rear view
Scariest chick
"worst way to go" pic
most bodacious bod
Best WW pic ever (each D&B we will feature a different character)
naughtiest pic
Most disturbing, but I can't look away
I don't get it pic
funniest manip
funniest drawing
funniest 3d
most moving scene (compelling, appealing)
cheesiest cheesecake pic
best action in a scene
awesome special effects
most used to pleasure myself with
most insane detail
best use of a gorilla in a scene
most obscure character
most clever concept manip
most clever concept drawing
most clever concept 3d
aww, thats sooo cute...
best manip of oneself or other member
Thats just wrong!
cult favorite
I don't know why, but I just love this
favorite model choice

FORUMS (or gallery remarks):
most confusing comment ever
most flattering comment
funniest comment

FAN-FICTION:
most compelling story
most clever concept story

MEMBERS:
sexiest member
most shameless promoter
curmudgeon of the year!
most picked on
not picked on enough
coolest member name
best signature
most polite
most back hair
needs a life bad! (most industrious)
loves to see their own type (biggest chatterbox)
most convictions (double-meaning)
should be institutionalized
heromorph mascot
so funny ya just wanna smack 'em
most underrated
sandiest vagina
biggest noob move (somebody do something noob-ish?)

If you are not sure what the category means then just submit an entry that you think fits best. We are not even sure what some of them mean. Some may be redundant. Some may be useless. Some may even be offensive. Maybe there should be an award for that. Hmm....
If you cannot think of an entry, skip it. These are meant to be fun. Entries do not win anything, just the accolades of being the best at something. That, and Junior will not make fun of you in the shout-box for one whole month!

Use this forum to submit entries. Voting will be done once the submissions are final. It is okay to submit an entry that someone else has already submitted.

You can most certainly submit yourself or one of your own works. Who else is going to know better how funny you are, or how much back-hair you have. And it will place you in the forefront for most shameless promoter!

If you know of a category that is not listed, but must be represented, submit that here too. But be warned. It may be ignored, since it was not my original idea, and I am a control freak.

To submit your entries:
Copy and paste the catagories into your reply, and submit your entries' LINKS (if applicable) under the appropriate category. Reasons for your choice are optional.

Just remember, even if it IS the cutest pic ever, if you don't submit it here, it won't get voted on. And you won't win a prize. Which is nothing. So don't be shy. Nominate or die! (Puffy told me to say that)

Good lord... are there enough catagories? (I had to say it... because I am sure other people are thinking it.)

Question... is this for any image ever posted, or just for this past year?

Good question Jr, I've been wondering the same thing.

Any image on this site.
Up to Dec 1rst of this year. Even if it has already won an award, although images that have not won anything will be given higher consideration.

Nominations will run through the holidays to give everybody a chance to submit their picks.

And if there are too many catagories for your tastes, just submit entries to the ones you want and leave the rest (we are all aware of your aversion to reading )

I nominate daruma for both of the following

most picked on
not picked on enough

I would like to take this time to point out that I'm NOT eligable for any coloring categories this year.

1) Maybe the categories are confusing, or folks aren't taking them "seriously". There's sure an obvious lack of nominations. My particular problem is, I can't remember anything that happened before last Tuesday.

2) Having said that, I nominate myself for most shameless promoter and curmudgeon of the year!

3) All jokes aside, seriously, no fooling... I nominate Android's Sci Fi Homage for most clever concept manip and/or best manip of oneself or other member awards, despite the fact that the sun is of insufficient mass to ever become a nova.

4) I also nominate sonnyLUCIFER's X3 - Dark Phoenix for the funniest manip award.

5) Finally, I nominate MissVee's BatGirl's Bra Stolen? for the I don't know why, but I just love this award.

-w

The catagories ARE confusing and you're not supposed to take them seriously!
But at some point, someone is going to realize, if they nominate their stuff (which you are encouraged to do) and they are the only one to post to this thread....then they win!

Very well then... I hereby nominate my own piece, Platinum of the Metal Men

For the Most riveting character award.

Well, I guess I should vote this year... I've been here since 2004 and I have yet to vote for any awards... so, here's my picks...

GALLERIES:

Sexiest Chick Lady Heromorph by Cmeza

Hunkiest Dude Superman by Se7endaze

Best Rear View Asia Argento as "She-Hulk"... by Se7endaze

Most Bodacius Bod Bio's Nose Art by JrMcDeath

Best WW pic ever (each D&B we will feature a different character) Wonder Woman Archive - March Challenge by R_o_c_i_n_a_t_e

Most Moving Scene (Compelling, Appealing) Broken Trinity by Android

Best Action in a Scene SpidyVsGobby 3D by Ubald

Awesome Special Effects Absorb This! by Kev_Incal

Most Insane Detail Mr. Freeze by Zac

Best Use of a Gorilla in a Scene Beauty and the Beast by Se7endaze

Most Clever Concept 3D The Amazing Spider-Man by Voltron2000

Aww, That?s Sooo Cute... Night Crawler by Xavix

Best Manip of Oneself or Other Member Se7endaze by VagabondX (Even though it was after the deadline... I still think it's COOL!!!!!)

That?s Just Wrong! Metrosexual Man by Se7endaze

I don't know why, but I just love this Vectoria by R_o_c_i_n_a_t_e

Favorite Model Choice Aria Giovanni or Luba Shumeyko

MEMBERS:

Sexiest Member Lady Heromorph

Most Shameless Promoter Se7endaze

Coolest Member Name Divine Monkey 711

Loves To See Their Own Type (Biggest Chatterbox) Dragondack

Most Underrated Wasmith

Heromorph Mascot Dragondack's Dragon

*bamf*

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When is the deadline... the top one hundred has all my attention right now.

um.... let's saaaay March-ish?
That sound good?
"Dodge & Burn hate deadlines!"
But since it is 2006, we don't want it to go too far into 2007

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Thanks... I think. I suppose it is better than being overrated!

I nominated

Shades balls as WW by Winterhawk for "Best WW pic ever (each D&B we will feature a different character)"

Are they still going with nominations?

If so, I'll finally break a rule and nominate Lara by Thayne_LuC for I don't know why, but I just love this. And Assassin's Creed by Thayne_LuC for most insane detail.

BUMP.

DOn't forget to nominate people! *i say that as if I already have... but I will*

Are these things ever going to be awarded? I'm worried that I may not be underrated as much as I used to be!

Bump

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