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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster)  
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Hey Baby, are you a Chicken Farmer?
'Cause You're raising my cock.
Posted on: 8 06 09 02:21 pm
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Driver picks the music, shoutgun shuts their cakehole.
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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster) Joined:
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Posted on: 8 06 09 03:10 pm
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Driver picks the music, shoutgun shuts their cakehole.
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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster) Joined:
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From Canada
Posts: 6812
Level : 57; EXP : 32
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Good news, the test results are negative!
Posted on: 8 06 09 03:13 pm
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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster) Joined:
2003/8/17 10:44
From Canada
Posts: 6812
Level : 57; EXP : 32
HP : 281 / 1408
MP : 2270 / 85153
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Posted on: 8 06 09 03:15 pm
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Driver picks the music, shoutgun shuts their cakehole.
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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster) Joined:
2003/8/17 10:44
From Canada
Posts: 6812
Level : 57; EXP : 32
HP : 281 / 1408
MP : 2270 / 85153
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Posted on: 8 06 09 03:18 pm
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PS4, PS3, Vita PSN: Winterhawk200
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Driver picks the music, shoutgun shuts their cakehole.
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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster) Joined:
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From Canada
Posts: 6812
Level : 57; EXP : 32
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MP : 2270 / 85153
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You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Posted on: 8 06 09 03:20 pm
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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster) Joined:
2003/8/17 10:44
From Canada
Posts: 6812
Level : 57; EXP : 32
HP : 281 / 1408
MP : 2270 / 85153
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You're ugly but you intrigue me.
Posted on: 8 06 09 03:22 pm
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Driver picks the music, shoutgun shuts their cakehole.
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Supreme being  
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From lost somewhere in Northwest Ohio
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"Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night."
Posted on: 9 06 09 03:22 am
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Leader (and only member so far) Heromorph Clean-up Team. (You don't like it...find someone else who's willing to work as cheap as me!  )
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!)  
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"Hi... Lets F#ck."
Posted on: 9 06 09 08:17 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk... 
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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"Hey do you have any Scottish in you?"
"You want some?"
Posted on: 9 06 09 08:19 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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Bat Junkie...and who took my meds???  
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From Mexico City (we don't wear hats)
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Quote:
JrMcDeath wrote:
"Hey do you have any Scottish in you?"
"You want some?"
Posted on: 9 06 09 08:34 am
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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 "I love every bone in your body... especially mine!"
Posted on: 9 06 09 09:38 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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From Indiana, yeah, Indiana, stop laughing
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Shyly Approach girl. Gawk at her chest.
Ask: "You wanna Dance?"
She replies "No."
Shift eyes to the other breast:
"How about you then?"
Posted on: 9 06 09 03:07 pm
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From Indiana, yeah, Indiana, stop laughing
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"You don't actually poop outta something as fine as that butt, do Ya?"
Posted on: 9 06 09 03:09 pm
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Commissioner Gordon: You know I'm violently opposed to police brutality.
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Hellfire Club Member  
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That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.
Posted on: 9 06 09 03:39 pm
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Hellfire Club Member Joined:
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by a second time?
Posted on: 9 06 09 03:40 pm
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Hellfire Club Member Joined:
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Posted on: 9 06 09 03:41 pm
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Hellfire Club Member Joined:
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Let's play darts. If I win, I get to sleep with you. If you win, you get to sleep with me.
Posted on: 9 06 09 03:42 pm
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Are you from Pearl Harbor, 'cause you're the bomb.
Posted on: 9 06 09 11:21 pm
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap... and lets talk about the first thing that pops up.
Posted on: 10 06 09 09:22 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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