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Sexual innuendos.
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Re: Sexual innuendos.
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Common law. - Kevin Pollack

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More
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"I never knew I had it in me."

Posted on: 26 07 05 02:30 pm
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Re: french Tick-ler
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A problem drinker is one who never buys

Posted on: 27 07 05 12:19 am
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Re: More
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"candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."

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We're just two wild and crazy guys!
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It still only counts as one!!!

Posted on: 27 07 05 01:11 am
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The Duke
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If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

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Re: The Duke
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Cats and dogs living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

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3 from "Better Off Dead"

""This mountain is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?"

"Man, I could be home drinking this killer eggnog my brother-in-law makes with lighter fluid."

"Damn shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

Posted on: 27 07 05 09:06 am
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woo-hoo....101 posts! I'm a mutant now!!!

Posted on: 27 07 05 09:10 am
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INCONCEIVABLE
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted on: 27 07 05 09:15 am
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sTick men
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Some people are like Slinkies ... Not really good for anything......But
they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Posted on: 27 07 05 11:06 am
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Re: sTick men
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slinkie, slinkie, want a wonderful toy fun for a girl and a boy...

Posted on: 27 07 05 11:17 am
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I gotta watch this movie again.
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Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

Posted on: 27 07 05 11:19 am
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Since you brought up Better off Dead.......How bout some 16 candles?
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No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.

Posted on: 27 07 05 11:35 am
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5th Element
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And now we enter what must the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe. A perfect replica of the old opera house... But who cares?

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Re: sTick men
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Laugh while you can monkeyboy.

Posted on: 27 07 05 07:59 pm
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re:nada da da da
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Run!!!Run while you still have legs!!!

Posted on: 27 07 05 08:42 pm
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nada
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Re: nada
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"anybody want a peanut?"

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